2006-06-28 14:54:32 · 12 answers · asked by vtfoo . 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
Here are two for you:
√2 (read "the square root of two" for this joke) walked into a bar and sat down on one of the stools. The bartender walked over and asked what he wanted to drink. √2 ordered a drink and the bartender went to get it. He shortly came back, and √2 asked, "you want to hear something interesting?" The bartender nodded, and √2 said, "I can be written as a ratio of integers." The bartender quickly took the drink back, and √2 started to complain asking, "what gives?" The bartender responded with, "you have obviously had too much to drink; you are being irrational."
There were a physicist and chemist in a hot air balloon, and got lost. Finally they chemist yelled out, "where are we?" After a couple of seconds, they heard, "you are in a hot air balloon." The physicist stood there for only a moment and responded with "are you a mathematician." After a yes had been heard, the chemist was amazed, and asked how he knew that. The physicist responded very quickly with, "it's easy, he was absolutely correct, but doesn't help anyone at all."
2006-06-28 19:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by Eulercrosser 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Three Navaho women sit side by side on the ground. The first woman, who is sitting on a goatskin, has a son who weighs 140 pounds. The second woman, who is sitting on a deerskin, has a son who weighs 160 pounds. The third woman, who weighs 300 pounds, is sitting on a hippopotamus skin. What famous geometric theorem does this symbolize?
The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
2006-06-28 22:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by jenh42002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5+5+5=550 Try to make the equation true by adding one line anywhere in the equation.
Sol: 545+5=550 or 5+5+5 (does not equal to sign) 550 or 5+5+5 (is less than sign) 550
2006-06-28 22:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is 9 afriad of 7
7 8 9
2006-06-28 21:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by LetMEtell&AskYOU 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why was 6 afraid of 7?
cuz 7 8(ate) 9.
HAHAHA! That's not really "math", but it's numbers, so it's all good...
God bless...
2006-06-28 21:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by Jacqui 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out this site.. It has plenty of jokes.. they even have joke of the day for different aspects of lives.. so you can always read it up each day... just remember to add it as your favourites..
cheers...(",)
2006-06-28 22:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1+1 = window!
if you draw the 1s connected to the plus sign and put the equal sign one on top and one on bottom makes a window.
2006-06-28 22:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by gangstrzOOkeeper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is just a witty phrase, not a joke, but i love it. its about complex numbers . . .
life is complex- it has both real and imaginary components
and this is a lot, but here http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html
2006-06-28 22:02:26 · answer #8 · answered by lebeauciel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why didn't 102 want to play chess a second time with 101?
one hundred one/won one hundred two
2006-06-28 22:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by Y S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a complex kid?
A kid with real mother and imaginary father!
Kind of cruel, i admit.
2006-06-28 23:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by awing82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋