who has made his name the most famous; larry bird, chuck norris, or hulk hogan and why?

Question

ooo boy have i heard em alot and they're like a broken record bye now, over and over lol

referring to chuck norris sayings....btw you don't answer questions referring to chuck norris, you refer and answer to chuck norris about anything period! lol sorry i just came up with that one and yea it was lame =P

Answer 1

chuck norris, because he is buff and looks young, and he is really OLD!

Answer 2

Chuck Norris. His name is heard all over the place, mostly from the college students and those a little bit older. Collegehumor.com actually has a whole category dedicated to anything Chuck Norris, from tatoos to huge posters to whatever else you can think of. There are so many jokes out there as to how tough he is and how much he would kick your butt it's crazy. Here's just a small amount:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Answer 3

Larry who??? Hulk what??? Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is just another fist. Now...who's the most famous?

Answer 4

chuck norris of course. how you even heard the chuck norris jokes???

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

there are lots more