Bert Left Ernie and Ernie Wants to Know If He Can Get 1/2 of Berts Bottlecaps Even If...?

Question

It's Not Part of the PreNup.

Answer 1

showers are a dangerous place due to the mildew factor with the water vapor and the tile texture
but the biggest risk is the slippage quotient due to the nonporous surface of the floor where if you bend over to get your lost soap you might slip and hit your head
its a dangerous maneuver but its essential that you keep yourself clean and smell free to attract mates and have good skin
Satan is dirty
Canadians are clean and shiny
look at Shania Twain she bathes in Perrier and uses hand made goats milk soap and has a jacuzzi on her jet
plus she douches with Mr.clean
and chews on parsley it kills bad breath odour bacteria