2006-06-28 13:19:51 · 10 answers · asked by snowy dragon 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
The lantern jawed comedian may have a point. Elizabeth Taylor was basically a nobody during her career, and her constant praising of “Depends”, which Rory Emerald flogged, may have actually been a hindrance to his popularity. Who could forget Elizabeth Taylor’s pathetic slogan, seen on infomercials around the Southern California area, during her days as the “Depends” spokeswoman. “I depend on two things in my life…my depends, and Rory Emerald”. Rory Emerald tried very hard to disassociate himself from her after this disastrous ad campaign by self-promoting himself on Yahoo Answers, trying to get back into the good graces of the general public. His attempts have met with tepid indifference. However, his talk show guest appearances have been a huge hit. His wildly erratic behavior on the Tonight show, complete with the sumo wresting costume, as a parody of Depends, proved hugely popular. Who could forget Emerald’s “bout” with famed Japanese Sumo wrester Yakami Hagaki, who threw Emerald an estimated 77.26 feet, directly unto 83 year old Emily Snidely of Pasadena, California. The crowd was in hysterics, especially when Snidely, after being resuscitated, proudly displayed her own Depends. The applause was long and loud.
2006-06-29 04:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once again Jay Leno is showing his petty side. Jay has always been incredibly jealous of the fabulously wealthy and popular Emerald. Going so far as to ban him from The Tonight Show, irregardless of the fact that Rory was a dear friend of the late Johnny Carson. Producers have begged Leno to reconsider his childish actions and have Emerald as a guest, but he refuses. Tempers flared and lines were drawn at a Hollywood stoplight one day when both Emerald and Leno were at the line.... Several blocks and some smoking tires later, Rory emerged as the victor in the impromptu road race, goading Leno to a righteous fit of road rage.
2006-06-28 13:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by purrpletoad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Google "Rory Emerald" and 99% of the search results come from Yahoo! Answers.
2006-06-28 14:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be, I've seen tons of Rory Emerald questions on this site!
2006-06-28 13:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by cryptoscripto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say that they are commenting on the present fashions and critiquing that contemporary aspect that Lindsay Lohan is as a lot as. did you comprehend that Rory meet Lindsay by a luncheon that became held by Elizabeth? I ** heart ** RORY EMERALD! We neglected you, Julian!!
2016-11-29 22:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by ambach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rory Emerald is INFAMOUS for molesting at least one four-year-old girl. He's currently in PMITA prison.
2006-06-28 13:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when did he say this, and who is Rory Emerald, was it one of her ex-husbands
2006-06-28 13:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I watch Letterman.
2006-06-28 14:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by Stanbo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No of course not...It was the adoring public that did it
2006-06-30 13:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by pipi08_2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who?
2006-06-28 13:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by chris1979pt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋