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Doesn't it make you mad? How do I get some royal treatment?

2006-06-28 12:58:03 · 7 answers · asked by snowy dragon 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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It is a sad fact that celebrities get “star treatment”. Matthew Broderick often gets discounts at Blockbuster, and 2 for 1deals at Burger King, both perks that the Average Joe doesn’t get. Rory Emerald was inducted into the “Mime Hall of Fame” recently, which caused quite a silent furor with other illustrious mimes that were passed by. When Emerald signed up with PETA, his membership was immediate, whereas most people have to wait at least 5 minutes for the rigorous screening process. As a couple, when Jodie Foster and Rory Emerald appear in public, they are showered with lavish gifts and praises. At the Academy Award ceremonies, a special “pink carpet” was laid out for Jodie Foster, despite her denials of her lesbian lifestyle. A commemorative floral print dress carpet was laid out for Mr. Emerald to walk across, in honor of the recent passing of his love, Harvey Lembeck.

At the famous eating establishment “Maxine’s” in New York, both Emerald and Foster were welcomed with the ritual “tarantula in the gravy” gag, upon their first visit. The whole restaurant was in hysterics when Emerald accidentally ate the tarantula on his Beef Wellington, then commented “Garcon….there’s a hair in my mouth”. When Matthew Broderick and his lovely paramour, Sara Jessica Parker entered the establishment for the first time, they were met with the customary good natured “vomit and diarrhea” pies in the face, which brought the house down. So, as you can see “star treatment” is typical, though unfair.

2006-06-29 04:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because they are top celebrities. It does make me mad sometimes, because I am a little jealous, but they work hard at what they do. You can get some royal treatment on a celebrity cruise, or become a celeb! I believe in you! You can do this!

2006-06-29 09:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rory Emerald doesn't get star treatment; he's in PMITA prison for child molesting.

2006-06-28 20:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good question. And Jody Foster is actually an atheist. Good goin Hollywood!

2006-06-28 20:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anakin 2 · 0 0

Become a star. Simple to do.

2006-06-28 21:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

$$$$ and power

and bragging rights

2006-06-28 20:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by justsaynotogrumps 4 · 0 0

Money...Lots of money

2006-06-30 20:48:17 · answer #7 · answered by pipi08_2000 7 · 0 0

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