2006-06-28 12:07:07 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Hey, I'm so sorry I came here in a short top, a jeans and sneakers, but I'm not much of a dresses-type. If you want world peace, than you want changes. If you want changes - you want all these girls to take out their implants and remove the three tons of make-uo they have and than let's see who's the real beauty. Peace!"
2006-07-10 15:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by Lucretia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the f*** am I doing in a beauty pageant
2006-07-07 03:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I really didn't want to be here and don't know why either. Perhaps it is so the others don't feel fat--after all, I eat two meals a day--and would stop purging long enough to answer your questions."
Then I would hobble off-stage very carefully and slowly, because I cannot master high heels worth an inch of my life.
2006-06-28 12:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Belie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I was forced to do this and have no interest in winning but I am beautiful, intelligent, and perfect in every way, so I wouldn't be surprised if you choose me as the winner of the contest!" LOL!
2006-06-28 12:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anybody got a good grill. This meat factory needs some cooking.
2006-07-11 03:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am doing this not for myself but for the people that I loved and trusted me,I love them that is why I will do my best and make them proud of me because they believed my talent beauty and intilligence!
2006-07-09 18:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by tutax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would thank all the judges for the sex we had last night and then i would say "you were all very good oh and i want world peace"
2006-07-11 04:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I may need liposuction and braces but otherwise I'm worthy to be here"
I can't wear heels either. Even 1 inch pumps kill my ankles after an hour.
2006-07-09 14:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by shyvicki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since I don't conform to what "society" wants. I would say: Thank you for letting me do this- then give them the fricken bird while mooning them.
2006-07-10 16:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by teambargain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say "F*ck You, F*ck You, F*ck You... You're cool... F*ck You Im out!!!"
and then throw the microphone at the judges!
2006-07-09 11:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Mac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋