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2006-06-28 12:02:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Alternative Medicine

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Undergo a death defying series of scientific experimentations to change yourself into a turtle, find Splinter the rat and train under him for a while to perfect your ninja skills. After all that, find arch nemesises and try to save the world and capture them.

2006-06-28 12:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

The 11 steps of becomeing a ninja turtle


Step 1. Paint yourself green
Step 2. Eat Pizza
Step 3. Get turtle shell
Step 4. Eat pizza
Step 5. Wrap a bandana around your head (with eye slits of corse)
Step 6. Eat Pizza
Step 7. Go to sewer
Step 8. eat pizza
Step 9. Go find a giant rat to make you a karatie master
Step 10. Then go fight crime!
Step 11. eat more pizza

2006-06-28 12:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by Kelly 2 · 0 0

Spiderman advance into bit by potential of a radio-lively spider and that i think of the ninja turtles fell into some ooze or something. the closest ingredient you would be waiting to do is a million. learn Martial Arts 2. purchase a spiderman or turtles dress 3. purchase some kit 4. Do your ultimate

2016-10-31 21:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

To become a ninja turtle first you need to be
1) a turtle
2) live in the sewer
3) learn the ways of the rat sensai
...so none of these will u ever achieve

2006-06-28 12:12:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jose M 1 · 0 0

You have to start living in the sewer then wait for the ninja master to seek you out.

2006-06-28 12:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by margarita 7 · 0 0

Learn to be ninja-ish, paint yourself green, then grow a shell and wear a bandana around your head.

2006-06-28 12:07:22 · answer #6 · answered by kisses17878 1 · 0 0

First, you'll need to find a pool of OOOZE. Then find a rat named Splinter...it'll also help if you have three friends named after Renaissance painters.

2006-06-28 12:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by Rick H 4 · 0 0

By the power of three and a old fox

2006-06-28 12:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by Linda 7 · 0 0

get into a toxic waste accident.

2006-06-28 12:06:35 · answer #9 · answered by orlandocrazy456 1 · 0 0

go to the nearest pond and go ribit

2006-06-28 13:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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