Today I got a courtsey call from the same newspaper that has called me for the last week every damned day! I answered it "flint's funeral home" and told them that the gentlemen they were calling for is scheduled for burrial tommorow.
Whats the funniest thing you have said!!
2006-06-28 10:34:38 · 7 answers · asked by Poestalker 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I've always like Seinfeld's:
I'm kind of busy right know, can I get your number at home and call you back? No, I guess you don't like people call you at home about this? Well, now you know how I feel.
2006-06-28 10:44:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jeffrey S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-15 09:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA I like yours! Okay this is not about a courtesy call but it's still funny-
Okay, mine is not my funniest thing, but my 6 year old son's- he has had the same imaginary friend, names "Carlds" (yes the d is supposed to be there) for a couple of years. So one day we are in the car making conversation, and I happened to ask what Carld's last name is. You know what he said??
JR.
That was hilarious!!
2006-06-28 10:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by chelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i have done many...but they were usually for telemarketers or just when i know im gonna get a prank call..
sally's cigarettes, we stuff em u puff em!
mike's morgue, you kill em we fill em
one time...they called and asked for my grandfather and he had already passed away...
and I told them that he had passed on...and they kept on going asking for me to leave a message and have him call them bak...i told them that he wouldnt be able to and they asked why not? i told them that he wasnt alive to call...it was sorta embarrassing for them! lol
2006-06-28 10:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by punky_chic114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell people I am allergic to Tupperware. It gives me hives [works for whatever they are trying to sell me] !!
2006-06-28 10:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I am sorry but I am not 18' and that wasn't a lie so I didn't feel bad.
2006-06-28 10:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by Isabel M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
snutts morgue you stabb'em we'll slab'em
2006-06-28 10:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋