It is common for a guy to just pee anywhere he wants outside. I am curious if any women ever did this and were caught in the act and what their reaction was? Please tell a good story. Women only respond please.
2006-06-28 10:02:37 · 16 answers · asked by vadirtysouth42 1 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
This isn't my story, but I thought it was fitting a little long but worht every minute. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold ... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about, "what is taking so long", with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment: "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."
2006-06-28 10:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by Legolas' Lover 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Out in the swamps of Louisiana went alligator hunting with a bunch of Cajun men and my husband. Being the only woman I took all the pictures and rode in the guide boat. well about midday, 5 cups of coffee later i asked the guide of the possibilities of a pull over location. So he pulled the boat over where i was cover by tall grass when squatted and turned his back. Well old fisher girl from way back good at squatting over the side of the boat I just cut loose. About that time you would have thought Niagara falls had let loose once all the guys in the five other boats realized what I was doing they all cut loose and I thought the guide was going to roll out of the boat before I could get my pants up. Well that is probably not my only story but one of the cutest and I will spare you of the rest have a good day. :-)Ps I vote for the leno story total laughter here lol
2006-06-28 19:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was visiting a beautiful monastary in the Rila mountains in Eastern Europe when I needed go. You know. So I went in search of the toilets. It was a huge place...anyway. As it turned out the toilet was one giant room with no cubicals. People pretty much squat down and did their thing. The toilet was a hole in the ground. Literally. I was completely taken aback by the setup but so great was my need to go and despite my embarassment, I drop my pants with the rest of the women. When in Rome. What can I tell you. It was a new peeing experience!
2006-06-28 21:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by solisue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...anyone who says they haven't is probably lying. I pooped in the woods once. I was at a very low point in my life (let's start there) and I was walking a couple of miles between the bus stop and where I was going. I had to go!!! I cleaned myself up as soon as I arrived at my desitination. I peed at the lake a couple of weeks ago.
2006-06-28 18:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it certainly is a better choice at times than the alternative but the best choice is when not in a city!!! Country roads provide lots of options and things to hide behind!!!
2006-06-28 18:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by Cindy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister got taken home by the police in SF when she peed in an alley a few weeks ago.
2006-06-28 17:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by ANGELA H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I would play with my friends in the woods and we were not anywhere near a toliet we would just go anywhere we could find a spot.
2006-06-28 23:51:00 · answer #7 · answered by lovemysailor02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and don't mean this to be hard... I don't think in a civil society it is ever necessary for men or women. If you have trouble holding it where a diaper. It's both lazy and disrespectful to go whenever and where ever you feel like it.
2006-06-28 17:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well I think almost every women has done this at least once!!! I have done it alot when I was drunk...outside.. on a sidewalk once..lol..noones walked in on me tho.. and if they did it would of been funny as hell!
2006-06-28 17:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I have to go and there is no facility around I find a place!
Its not sexy at all just functional.
2006-06-28 17:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by badlass7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋