What do you think George Bush would do if someone in his administration told him Santa Clause wasn’t real?
Would he ...
#1 run to Dick Cheney to tell him the bad news
#2 try to pull out one of his teeth so he could ask the tooth fairy if this awful news was true.
#3 Bomb the North Pole
I’m thinking all three. Whatever it is I’m just glad I’m not the person who has to tell him
2006-06-28 09:44:26 · 12 answers · asked by Fat Kids Are Hard To Kidnap 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Very funny. You left out crying to daddy and asking "why? Why didn't you tell me? Why have you lied to me for all these years?"
2006-06-28 09:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by zharantan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you see that's a complicated question. For one, Santa is real for I am he, as is every parent. The role of Santa is played by many. So to tell Pres. Bush that I, or any other parent, don't exist isn't the news anyone wants to give. What would he be fighting for? Freedom for none existant people?
Furthermore, I'm glad to know, because of Pres. Bush, I am safe and sound in my little house, being protected by the worlds finest military force. It's because of Pres. Bush that I'm not laying on the ground rotting away from saran gas or some other WMD.
You can poke fun all you want, but in my book, Santa is an OK guy.
2006-06-28 16:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush is a parent so at one point i am sure he had to play Santa Clause
2006-06-28 17:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by lyra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me too; but i am getting a bit technical here...
because he thinks he is the president, he has to get a second opinion; so he pulled his front tooth to get confirmation from the tooth fairy
because he thinks he is the president, he has the responsibility to cover it up; so he decided to bomb the north pole
because he thinks he is the president, he has to get someone to scratch his back, so he ran to dick to tell both the bad as well as the good news
2006-06-28 17:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by smokypiggy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush would do what he did during the attacks on 9/11. He would just sit there and wait for someone to come and tell him what to do.
2006-06-28 16:48:24 · answer #5 · answered by brunettefriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waaaahh!!! Santa Claus IS real!!! So is the Tooth Fairy!!!! Sniff, snivel .... :(
2006-06-28 17:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Sashie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay that's funny!! I'll take door number #3
2006-06-28 16:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by olderandwiser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohgod.
That made me laugh.
Thank you.
And I agree on all three.
2006-06-28 16:47:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what are saying? Santa Claus isn't real? :)
2006-06-28 16:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by Kitten 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would call you and break the unbelievable news to his best friend.
2006-06-28 16:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋