Would Sanitizer be better off bowling for soup or visiting Bowling Green, Kentucky?

Answer 1

Oh please, spare me.

Answer 2

I think Bowling for Soup had that good song 1985 but I don't know if Sanitizer would find that as interesting as Bowling Green Kentucky.

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ***
On the hood of white snake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since

Bruce Springstien, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo’s Fire
She rocked out to Wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who’s the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
When did reality become T.V.
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio was)

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo

She hates time make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Woohoohoo

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (woohoohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Here's a little preview so sanitizer can decide before he buys.

Answer 3

The soup, especially if it's the Pasta e Fagioli from Olive Garden, cause that's some really good soup and this is the only bowling alley I can find there:
Southern Lanes
Open Monday-Saturday 9am-2am, Sunday 12pm-midnight

Hey, there's always Mammoth Caves, roll some rocks at stalactites or something.

Answer 4

Bowling for Soup

Answer 5

Please spare me the bowling jokes. They are a strike against you. Get on the ball and stay out of my lane when I'm trying to pass. Only a real chowder head would ask a question like that. Have you gone crackers? You can't bowl me over with references to soup. Don't be chicken, use your noodle.

Answer 6

Bowling for soup?
I guess I have to check them out, too?lol

Answer 7

I think he would be better off wearing a bowler. Obviously he wouldn't want to pick one up from the gutter though, but I'm sure he could find a nice hat somewhere.

Answer 8

bowling green,ky how friggin boring. i went to beach bend and thought i was in a 60s time warp. there is nothing their.

Answer 9

it depends on what "frame" of mind he's in.