English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

37 answers

blue and pink,
and whenever it farted
you wouldn't believe the stink!

2006-06-28 09:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Really good question,hope this helps :-)

Written By: Sarah Josepha Hale, editor of Godey's Lady's Book, 1830's
Copyright Unknown
Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow

And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.

It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school

And so the teacher turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near

And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear

"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The eager children cry

"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
Loves the lamb, you know, loves the lamb, you know
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The teacher did reply

2006-06-28 23:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy-Irish Gal 2 · 0 0

Written By: Sarah Josepha Hale, editor of Godey's Lady's Book, 1830's
Copyright Unknown
Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow

And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.

It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school

And so the teacher turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near

And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear

"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The eager children cry

"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
Loves the lamb, you know, loves the lamb, you know
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The teacher did reply

2006-06-28 09:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by SpeakingTruthinLove 2 · 0 0

White as snow
And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day which was against the rule
It made the children laugh and play to see a lamb in school.

2006-06-28 09:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

white as snow!!

Mary had a little lamb, but then she shot it dead: now it goes to school with her, between two lumps of bread!!

Mary had a little lamb: the Midwife had a fit!!

Mary had a little lamb, she thought it very silly, she tied it to the garden gate, and kicked it in it's: Willy was a Wombat, sitting on the grass, when down came a Bumble Bee & stung him on the: Ask no questions, tell no lies, have you ever seen a Policeman pulling up his; flies are a nusance, flea's are worse: this is the end of my very clean verse!!

2006-06-28 09:11:30 · answer #5 · answered by englands.glory 4 · 0 0

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts
Went up its ****
And turned its wool to nylon.

Or

Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded,
Everywhere she went
Gaenocologists surrounded.

Copyright: Half Man Half Biscuit : 99% Of Gargoyls Look Like Bob Todd

2006-06-28 09:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by Tefi 6 · 0 0

white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go
it followed her to the shops one day
which was a big mistake
for the shop it was a butchers
and the lamb became a stake...

2006-06-28 09:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

white as snow and everywhere that mary went the lamb was sure to go

2006-06-28 09:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by lady_muse82 2 · 0 0

If mary had a little lamb, ask her if the drapes matched the curtains

2006-06-28 09:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 0 0

mary had a little lamb its fleece was "fit for a jumper".nailed it did;nt i!genius!2 points

2006-06-28 09:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Shaven and Mary had a Snow-white swaeter!

2006-06-28 09:08:06 · answer #11 · answered by arvind_vyas 3 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers