i have 2.
"tornado rips through graveyard, hundreds dead."
and
"fire suspected to burn down building"
2006-06-28 08:42:48 · 11 answers · asked by LOOPYLUNG 2 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
I got a set of address labels in the mail (its for a charity that provides assistance for disabled veterans). On the outside of the envelope they came in (away from everything else, mind you) it says "PLEASE HONOR AMERICA'S PARALYZED VETS BY USING THEM." It doesn't mention anything about using the labels...which I know is what they meant. It just struck me as funny.
2006-06-28 08:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by SAGAL79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to live near Sandwich Illinois. A headline one day reported "Man Found Dead in Sandwich".
2006-06-28 15:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by ROBERT R B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-28 15:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crackdown Keeps Crack Down
2006-06-28 21:20:16 · answer #4 · answered by bandersnatch27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are great... haha. Um, i admit this is from the Jay Leno Headlines part but there is "A strawberry that doesn't fall far from the apple tree…" heres the sight for more of his headlines... http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/
enjoy... good question!
2006-06-28 15:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by scrdudie7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't remember the headline but i read an int'l story once about a cow who shot another cow in Colombia. Some drug cartel person left their gun in the pasture and one cow stepped on it and it went off and hit another cow
2006-06-28 15:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by kiddo shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tornado rips through grave yard
2006-06-28 15:47:01 · answer #7 · answered by johnnie k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man was killed in India because he abused a cow sexually!!!
also...
in my language "Mali" means my pussy. and it is a city name in Africa. The tv news report said "a fire in Mali" and she could not control herself laugning....
2006-06-28 15:47:53 · answer #8 · answered by hammer_driver2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one where the pelicans are drunk or the swan in love with the fake swan boat
2006-06-28 16:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by bounceyboy2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some Jew was reusing old toilet-paper
2006-06-28 15:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Aspartimine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋