Will you please report me?

Question

thank u!

Answer 1

ok.
are you trying to see what the outcome is?
let me know when you find out, i'm curious of what happens

Answer 2

Yep.

Told them you don't use underwear, blow your nose on your hand, always take the last cookie, leave the empty milk carton in the 'fridge, borrow the car and return it empty of fuel, and never hit the clothes hamper when you throw your gym socks across the room.

Got back the following questions you have to answer for the Disciplinary Team to take the right actions:

1 - Do you regularly use stairways? Where, on what days and at what time?

2 - Is it green or white?

3 - How long have those Fig Newtons been out in the bowl anyhow?

4 - Did the refigerator smell when the empty carton was discovered?

6 - Did you have to buy gas anyhow to go where you did? If so, what's wrong with returning the car with an empty tank?

^ - Who does the laundry?

Of these inquiries, the only one that might turn the cranks of all those reading your question and these answers is No. 1. I think someone wants to go ahead of you and see if your boobs bounce lots. What do you think?

Answer 3

No, why do you want to be reported? Give me a reason and I will.

Answer 4

I only report people who I felt needed it. Why should I report you? You haven't done anything wrong.

Answer 5

Report to my office. No report to Jury duty. On second thought report to your probation officer. JK. You haven't done anything wrong yet have you?

Answer 6

Not sure why you wanted to be reported, but ok. That is the least I can do for you! :)

Answer 7

Yes

Answer 8

If I promise to report you will you vote me as best answer?

Answer 9

You must have some built up anger,resentment let go of it clean up your questions and you won't be reported. Am I right?

Answer 10

why should I report you? have you done something bad? post a bad question first and I might think about reporting you. until then, god bless and have fun!

Answer 11

No. but thanx 4 the points