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2006-06-28 08:21:38 · 25 answers · asked by The Bearded One 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I have The Zombie Survival Guide... I just think there could be more humor involved...
2006-06-28 08:27:02 · update #1
it will always be milk!
2006-06-28 08:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by how dare I 5 · 1⤊ 9⤋
A mix of 2 parts light rum, 2 parts golden rum, 2 parts dark rum, 1 part peach brandy, 1 part lime juice, 2 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice, and ½ part flaming 151 rum, followed by a mixed fruit garnish.
Source: Bartender's Survival Guide.
One strategy for dispatching zombies is to distract them while someone sneaks up from behind and lops off its head.
Source: Zombie Survival Guide
One way to distract someone, like the angry boyfriend of the girl you just pinched, is by telling them a joke so funny they laugh so hard booze comes out their nose. Only try this if you're capable of speech above the functional level of a zombie, or stuff will be coming out of your nose when you come around on the floor.
Source: Drunkard's Survival Guide
2006-07-01 09:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you told a zombie a real funny joke while he was eating brains, what would come out it's nose?
Well first of all....if it was a real gut buster......guts would come out of his nose,
and it it wasn't so funny......you better haul *** because there is nothing a zombie hates worse than a bad joke !!
2006-06-28 08:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing.
You should read "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks.
It's hilarious... and could be useful!
Haha.
2006-06-28 08:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you tell a zombie a really funny joke and make it laugh really hard, its nose will probably fall off!
2006-06-28 12:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Bender 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ughhhh. Regurgitated, chewed-up brains!
2006-06-28 08:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush's brain! but let's be serious! zombies don't exist and Bush doesn't have a brain..
2006-06-28 08:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mixture of brain and little green zombie boogers
2006-06-28 08:23:42 · answer #8 · answered by Evil Scorpion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do we have a zombie fascination today?lol
2006-06-28 08:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rochester!
2006-06-29 10:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Embalming fluid
2006-06-28 08:25:05 · answer #11 · answered by scgleason74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋