stop doing drugs!!
2006-06-28 08:21:55
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answer #1
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answered by doyledia 1
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Well, no thanks to the lynch mob. You people are really against weed huh? I find that sad, since weed is so great and never hurt anybody. Obviously they've never tried it and know nothing about it.
So don't listen to them.
Weed can stay in your system a long time (30-90 days) because it's stored in your body fat. Being that our brains are like mostly made of fat, THC is also stored in your brain fat. Great! for drug testing this can be a problem.
Water will flush your kidneys and make you pee clear.
Protein and Creatine will force your kidneys to work overtime, creating kelatoids that you must flush out. These things will mask the existing kelatoids that were previously present with THC in them.
step 1. Stop blazing up for three days.
step 2. Start drinking about 2 gallons of water a day.
step 3. start eating a lot of red meat or take creatine supplements.
step 4. Take goldenseal or cranberry pills about 2000 mg a day
keep drinking water and/or cranberry juice.
Take a megadose of creatine before your test. Or just eat a big steak. Wash down with water.
I passed my test will half the effort of this and I was a heavy toker.
I drank water for three days with goldenseal, ate hamburgers and red meat, and drank a protein shake before the test. Passed.
But if I had to do it again I would get the creatine supplement to make sure. It's good for you anyways. GNC has a whole section on "Cleansing". Goldenseal pills are like $14 a bottle. I read the 40 detox botles in the head shop, and all it contained , was creatine and some herbs.
Avoid increased physical activity before your test, you wouldn't want to burn fat and release THC into your urine. lol, I literally walked slowly to the testing facilitty. haha so riduculous.
Good luck.
also if you can cheat, and just substitute the piss, by keeping some untainted urine in a sealed plastic botle, and bringing it in a hot coffee cup. Like from your litle brother or something. Don't use female urine, cause they are missing a gene or something, or we are missing a gene, XX XY, whatever. And the hot coffee trick is for Temperature, the piss in the cup has to be near your body temp, like 91-100 degrees.
Hair testing kits are expensive. I paid $120 for one once.
They never hair tested so I don't know if it worked.
For oral swabs, I'm not sure, but I heard a clean mouth and chewing-gum might do the trick.
2006-06-28 08:42:31
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answered by Swampy 3
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Nothing can cover up a drug screen. Its your body's metabolism that you have to rely on. I hate to sound like a *****, but the answers before me are correct. Quit smoking at least a week and a half to two weeks before hand. If you physically cannot stop, your addicted,and Id say you shouldnt be doing that job to begin with.
2006-06-28 08:25:08
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answered by Mel 3
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Well dont do drugs for about a month and drink as much water as u can...After u pass the test....Smoke on man!
2006-06-28 08:25:01
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answered by thatsob01 2
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Don't smoke the **** period. It stores in your fatty tissue and depending on body fat and weight can stay in your system up to a year. Do not take any Tylenol either, as too much of this will also show up as. Drinking fluids doesn't help since it deposits in fatty tissue. I once tried niacin , the vitamin, but made me sick.
2006-06-28 10:47:07
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answered by merotton 1
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Staying off drugs!
2006-06-28 08:22:00
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answered by the Goddess Angel 5
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Cystex really works and it only costs around $6. It's over-the-counter medication for bladder infections but it works, speaking from experience.
2006-06-28 08:24:19
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answered by cage 2
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Marijuana can be detected up to six weeks after use by most drug tests. You can try to mask it but it shows up along with the masking agent.
2006-06-28 08:29:37
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answered by rhutson 4
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If you know this was a possibility why is it a problem? Are you just plain stupid?
Even the fool knows responsibility and abstinence works the best.
2006-06-28 08:31:07
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answered by thomnjo2 3
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A gallon of water and a gallon of cranberry juice a few days before testing. And don't use again
2006-06-28 08:24:49
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answered by Eddie 2
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What works? Don't use the drugs. If they're not there, they won't be found. But if you're on a prescription, tell your employer so they can't claim you fibbed about it.
2006-06-28 08:24:02
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answered by Tigger 7
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