i would like to learn to ooze charm and lie while looking someone right in the eye like a car sales person?

Question

is there a school that i can attened to teach me to be charming while i am robbing people blind??

Answer 1

Wait no longer! I know just the person for you! Of course this all comes with the bonus of learning how to be a lazy, worthless, manipulative, cunning, rationalizing, co-dependent, alcohol/drug-addicted crackwhore! Act now and you can learn how to bang your husband's best friend and keep it from him for years!

Answer 2

This takes years of practice... first you must drop any resemblance to a conscience... then start to make life about nothing more than earning money at any cost possible..

Also, remember that only 99.8% of sales people are like this... there are that .02% that have a soul!!!

Answer 3

Just use what is called "The Hitler Technique": Make a recording of what you are going to say, listen to it over and over, practice your hand and body movements while doing all of this in front of a mirror so you can tell how convincing it looks. And above all, stay calm.

Answer 4

Just read Bill Clinton's biography....all the information required to be a lying, cheating, scumbag while dangling the world on your fingertip will be presented in an easy-to-read format.

P.S. Georgetown and Yale (Clinton's alma mater).

Answer 5

No and if there was, well I certainly would not want anyone I know going there, because i would never know whom to trust.

There is an old saying and it applies here. No matter how much money you could make. "Cheaters never win and winners never Cheat."

Go get a spanking from your dad for even thinking of this.

Answer 6

Then you need to go to Las Vegas and spend any two nights there. If you still can't lie and feel good about it after that experience, just give up and be gullible.

Answer 7

Try law school if ya graduate, practice a year or two than run for office! When they realize you told the truth about something, anything, they'll give you lessons!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 8

learning to be shallow is your goal???

Why don't you learn to be good at something you have an interest in-- or are good at? Then you won't have to lie -- or ooze bs.... and respect is a mighty good thing to get.

Remember- don't learn the tricks of the trade--- learn the trade!

Answer 9

Your a woman, you are born with the abilty to lie and decieve, better than any salesman.


"lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off."

Answer 10

I think car dealerships train their employees. But just about anyone can do all of that, with used cars. How do you think some car thieves do so well, at selling stollen cars?