2006-06-28 07:31:22 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
*shudders at the thought of a spider monkey sucking on the butt of a Camel*
2006-06-29 03:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Sky 6 · 9⤊ 2⤋
If I had a pet spider monkey, I would totally teach it to smoke. Not cigarettes, but loose tobacco, out of a really cool ivory pipe. What a cool idea. I will warn you though, I taught my cat to smoke, and when she tried to quit, the nicotine patches kept getting stuck to her fur.
2006-06-28 07:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by beaver40515 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAH! what a terrible pet..hope PETA doesn't come after you.
umm...i don't think teaching a monkey to smoke is a good idea unless you want to have monkey cancer on your hands...if you really like your pet maybe you shouldn't make him act in detrimental ways.
2006-06-28 07:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really now, would you teach a child to smoke?
2006-06-28 07:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should not have a pet monkey. It is very hard, if not impossible, to domesticate them. See the following link for more information (WARNING - VERY GRAPHIC!)
http://www.petmonkey.info/testimonials.htm
2006-06-28 07:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by birdistasty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only after you teach him how to talk like a human. I mean, if he can talk like a human, he should be able to smoke like a human too, right?
2006-06-28 07:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cigars only. Teaching him to smoke cigarettes is just not done!
2006-06-28 09:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by Beware the fury of a patient man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an evil web you spin my dear man.
2006-06-28 09:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you want it to kill itself
second hand smoke would do it to.
if you want it to live i wouldn't smoke around it or let it.
2006-06-28 07:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by Peanut_4_7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smoking is cool
2006-06-28 09:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋