2006-06-28 07:30:03 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
This is the best question I have read, bar none. I found it to be captivating. This question has only pros, no cons.
2006-06-29 09:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Set fire to your cubicle. This will make it bigger for the time it takes the police to show up and take you back to your cell. If you can prove insanity, you may get an even bigger, padded cell with personal attention from men in white coats.
2006-06-28 07:34:00 · answer #2 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick your boss's @ss and just start destroying the whole cube farm with a pickaxe. Break into whereever the funds are kept in the office and go get yourself some hookers and some coke. At least you'll get to do something fun to land back in jail.
2006-06-28 16:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would suck. Maybe if you held up your boss, you would go back to jail. Or if you are on probabtion, do something to violate that. Good luck, i'm rooting for ya.
2006-06-28 07:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by babydollbeauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sugest maybe armed robery or a bomb threat.
2006-06-28 07:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Titainsrule 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy........two words. "Insider Trading."
2006-06-28 08:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋