What's in your tool box?

Question

That shouldn't be there...

Answer 1

**Dusts off her tool box and removes the cobwebs then opens it cautiously**

Obviously I haven't been the good little "fixer upper" I should be lately. Let's see what is inside this thing.

1. Pacifier. (I'm not sure if my child that is now 11 left this in there or I needed it myself after hammering my thumb)

2. toothpicks (Ok surely when I put these in there I had good reason. Your guess is as good as mine. *shrugs*)

3. a broken watch (maybe I put it in here thinking I'd fix it. But then again that would mean I would have to actually open the box to remember that)

4. an expired credit card (ooh oh oh this one I know! I used it to break in my house when I locked myself out one day. I guess that gives it tool status eh? expiration date: 08/98 ok that is old!)

5. A toothbrush that looks as if it has seen better days. (I scrub the grout on the tiles in the bathroom with this thing. That way they don't get that nasty plaque build up)

6. an old cd (what is on this thing? no idea. I think I used the center hole to brace something in place. See how creative you can be if you think musically?)

7. Cotton balls (uhm........good question. *shrugs*)

8. mascara (ohhhh now I remember why the cotton balls are there!)

9. Fishing line ( Do you think I mistook this for my fishing tackle box? or did I have an intention in putting that in here?)

10. Phone # for my handy man. (Ok now this explains why tool box has cobwebs. :)



(fun question!) **closes the box and puts it back on the shelf**

Answer 2

Sears has precut drawer liners, it really is a foam type. Take measurements LxW and get some that tournament the drawer length, that's what i exploit besides. FYI- a god tip is once you're finished putting those liners in and putting all of your methods back into the drawers, you would opt to grant all of your methods a shot of WD40. This does an outstanding job in battling rust on those methods that you spent strong money on. desire that permits.

Answer 3

Hmmmm...what's in my toolbox that shouldn't be in/on it....

A girlie calendar

A half-full fifth of Bacardi Gold

Bottle caps

Rusty nuts and bolts

A couple of packs of firecrackers

Half of a carburetor for a snowmobile

All the tapes I had in my car at the time I took the tape player out and put in a CD player (yeah, I haven't cleaned it in a while)

A couple of condoms

Pressurized air horn

The remote control to the last TV I had in the shop

A couple of speakers

A pack of playing cards

Keys to a Mercury Cougar (how I got them, I don't know)

Post-It notes

........actually, writing this tells me that maybe I should clean out my tool box.........

Answer 4

Girls phone numbers from 1986
Marijuana ashes and residue from 1968
Yes it is an old tool box!

Answer 5

Trash
Soda Cans

Answer 6

I use anything and everything in my box, my box is bigger than I am, I've found uses for chewing gum to naked pictures(not of me)so to say something not usefull would be a lie

Answer 7

a set of old handcuffs and a plastic handled whip hmmmm wondered where they went

Answer 8

My reciept for my Matco toolbox for$5,200.00 so my wife don't see I spent more on me than on her. But I'm a mechanic and I need it more than she needs me to spend on materialistic **** for her.

Answer 9

safety pins

Answer 10

my cigarettes that i hid from my wife