The best saying i know is "Yeah the man might be the head of the household but he cant turn is head without a neck,a lady" lol!
2006-06-28 06:16:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
My joke- So this mans mom is in the hospital and the doctor comes out and says i have some good news some bad news and great news good first- your mother survived -bad news but you have to take care of her the rest of your life you have to feed her bathe her take her places you have to do everything for her she cant move- So the man says how is that good she survived-great news Just kidding she died a few minutes ago!
2006-06-28 06:33:42 · update #1
Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual relations with that woman!
2006-06-29 01:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man went to the doctor. The doctor sat him down gravely and said "well, I've got bad news and worse news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man shrugged, and picked the bad news. "well," said the doctor "the bad news is you have 24 hours to live!"
the man gasped and said "what could be worse than that!?" the doctor frowned and said "I forgot to call you yesterday..."
2006-06-28 13:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by UnderGroundJesTer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell you a joke. Ok.
So there were three men that were going to prison, and they were allowed to bring one thing iwth them to entertain themselves.
The first guy brings a harmonica because he is a very talented player, and likes playing. The seocnd guy brings a yo-yo because he can do all kinds of tricks, and thinks its fun. And the third guy brings a box of tampons.
The first two guys have no expression on their faces and question him.
"why did you bring THAT?"
"Well, on the box it says I can go horse-back riding, fishing, swimming..."
And that is my joke! I hope you enjoyed!
2006-06-28 13:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my fav quote is
"No dreamer is ever to small, no dream is ever to big"
Go for it girl!
2006-06-28 13:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by Evelyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋