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Smiddy sprayed on some Axe and expected all the women to be driven completely mad and follow him home in hoardes. So far Smiddy's had a reaction from one in the lift who seemed a bit put off by the strong scent. Who should Smiddy sue?

2006-06-28 06:07:59 · 53 answers · asked by Smiddy 5 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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Axe stinks! Most of the teenage girls that I know agree that it smells horribly.

2006-06-28 06:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Pastafarian 7 · 2 0

Talk about a rip off. Listen. Less is more. Axe is strong stuff, so just put on a little bit. The ones who like it will make it known to Smiddy. Other than that, I'd go after "da man" who authorized those dumb commercials. Take care and good luck with the ladies, mate.

2006-06-28 06:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Smiddy should learn to not believe anything he sees on the tube, especially adverts. Embellished advertising is one thing, but I agree that those Axe adverts go over the top. Good luck in your law suit as I don't believe anyone takes false advertising seriously anymore. Too bad.

2006-06-28 06:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by qtee 2 · 0 0

Even though it smells very pleasant, the ads are just what the manufacturer would like you to believe his product can do.
No, it does not work like the commercial ads advertise, because I'm not sure they actually promise anything.

The best perfume is a pleasant and respectful attitude towards women. Appeal to their intelligence as well.

Don't believe everything, not to mention, anything, commercials claim. Commercials are just meant to create the need for you to covet whatever they are advertising and will, in the process, create impossible expectations.

Hope it helps.

2006-07-06 12:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Karan 6 · 0 0

Commercials are a dream-like world, full of make-believe and elves making cookies.

In the real world, most kinds of Axe stink like bug spray and repel females like Off repels mosquitoes.

Lose yourself in commercials, and you lose your grip on reality. This is not Willy Wonka's factory, and your TV doesn't have Smell-o-Vision. Sniff first, try before you buy, and just be glad that you're not being tackled in the grocery store because those floors are hard and you might crack your head open on a shelf. Caveat emptor.

2006-07-08 10:37:31 · answer #5 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0 0

Obviously it wont act exactly as shown on Axe's advertisements. But I honestly think that it has some effect, I'm more bound to be drawn to guy wearing Axe, then one who isn't. Such a sexy smell.
But if the guy is not good looking, yeah...*cough cough* it wont work...

2006-06-28 06:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Clemence 2 · 0 0

AXE is a good stand by when you have nothing else and are desperate, but seriously, spend the money and buy some real colonge......DKNY Be Delicious, Red. yum yum yum. Then when the girls start asking what your wearing, your answer can be a little more original than AXE.

2006-06-28 10:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by candymay868 1 · 0 0

HAHAHAHA! No no no...it is called persuasive marketing. They want you to buy their product so they suggest that you will attain women just by spraying on "Axe" body spray. Come on now...you have to have charisma, charm, take care of your body , and be a funny guy to be around! Girls like all of that! Smelling good should always be the normal. Just don't overdue it.

2006-06-28 06:11:41 · answer #8 · answered by Robmajik 2 · 0 0

Smiddy, do you pay attention to commercials? They are nothing but LIES to get you to buy crappy products. The main ingredient in Axe is alcohol, so unless you get women to drink it it ain't gonna' help much. Good luck man.

2006-06-28 06:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Axe works best for guys who already have chicks, if not, then at least an ounce of chick-getting skills. Axe is a very sexy scent and makes me get all over my man!

2006-06-28 06:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by Brackalicious 4 · 0 0

Oh I love the smell of axe... however when I smell it on a guy I have yet to have the sudden urge to rip his clothes off and have my way with him... I'll keep you posted if that happens becuase then I'll be sueing lol!

2006-06-28 06:11:14 · answer #11 · answered by socalgrrrl05 3 · 0 0

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