2006-06-28 05:22:40 · 35 answers · asked by constantine k 1 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
something was buggin him so he went for water.....
why do geese cross the road?
2006-06-28 05:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by WDubsW 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Domestic chickens are divided into two types, the overbred leghorn crosses which are too lazy to cross the road and the other breeds (like 'heavy' hens) which are generally brown egg layers and have at least some sense. In general, they are only interested in a few things: food, water, shelter(nesting site), reproduction, protection of chicks, and escape from predators. I'll go with the last category and guess that the answer is to escape the ghost of colonel Saunders.
2006-06-28 06:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by Pharmer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken cross the road because he needed to get to the other side.
2006-06-28 06:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by sweetysugarplum 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road, because the road intersected with the predetermined path the chicken was already on. Not a matter of why.....but rather why not.
2006-06-28 05:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by Bronson M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What chicken? What road? What were the conditions surrounding the event? I'd need more data.
2006-06-28 07:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by fuzziedice6000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the cat. The cat chased the chicken across the road. I'm a witness. The real mystery that remains is, who killed C0ck Robin?
2006-06-28 05:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by R H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side...that's why anything crosses the road.
2006-06-28 05:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by blu_drgn25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was easier than crossing the river.
(An awful lot of people don't seem to know that chickens are female. Hey, why do you think they call girls, chicks???)
2006-06-28 06:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by inky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because its owner (Old McDonald) was online answering questions on yahoo answers, and didnt realize one of his chickens had gotten loose.
2006-06-28 05:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by koncuzion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To find his head inside Alice Cooper's mouth.
2006-06-28 05:51:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other chicken :)
2006-06-28 05:33:40 · answer #11 · answered by MongooseGirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋