Besides shooting kittens, how will NEOCONS celebrate the 4th. of July?

Question

Alex, it's spelled CITE, imbecile.

Answer 1

We don't shoot AT kittens... we shoot kittens AT whiny liberals.

Answer 2

Well, considering the fact that I'm what some liberals who don't know me would call a "Neocon", and the fourth of July is already passed by now, I'll tell you what I did.
I sat over here in my apartment in Germany, where my US Army husband and I are stationed, wishing that I was back in the States with my friends and family, and had the option of hanging out with them, watching fireworks and getting stupid drunk with them.
Instead, I silently thanked God I was born American, and thought about the sacrifices our fine military men and women (and their families!) have made. I thought about the soldiers from our little post that have been killed in Iraq. I thought about the friend of ours who sustained extensive internal damage from an IED in Iraq, that we just found out about this past Sunday.
I thought about all the blood that was shed, the lives that were sacrificed to give even people like you freedom of speech. I thought about how horrible it is that Republicans and Democrats, liberals and conservatives seem to think it's okay to insult those who don't believe the way they do.
By the way, good job spreading the hate. Best of luck.

Answer 3

Oh where to start! By rehearsing their long list of lies and making sure they've all memorized the appropriate talking points. Oh, and possibly downing some Viagra, shooting a buddy in the face, leaking some classified information, building the case for war in Iran (what fun!) shoving their religion down every ones throat, bashing gays, fine tuning their hypocrisy, burying their head in the sand, making sure they have effectively tuned out what a mess the world is in, having a seizure because we can still burn flags in this country and finally making sure they have no idea what the real facts are so they can focus on what's really important - making sure that no woman can have an abortion no matter the reason...oh and so much more!!

Answer 4

Well, I'm a republican, and I much prefer to pet the kitties, they're cute and fluffy. To celebrate our Independence Day, I think I'll thank God for being able to live in a country where I have the right to pursue my own happiness, where I can speak my mind, where I have a venue to shape and take part in the government that ensures our freedoms as Americans. I suppose you'll be sitting around whining and complaining that the world isn't the way you want it to be eh?

Answer 5

You must not have much worthwhile to say since you are reverting to this kind of trash talk.

This kind of attitude is getting more common among the liberals. Not that you don't find it from the conservatives, it's just more common in the liberals.

I just answered a question from a liberal claiming the conservatives do this. Thank you for so quickly illustrating my point.

Leopardlady has a question (several, actually) on the subject of such trash talk, for those of you interested.

Answer 6

I will be at the lake fishing, boating, setting off fireworks, and celebrating independance day with my hard earned money saying God bless George W. Bush, the United States of America and Rush Limbaugh!!

I won't be begging for welfare, flip-flopping on issues or trying to make excuses for why I voted one way and preached another like the liberal democrats do!!!

Answer 7

Good thing I'm just a plain old fashioned conservative.

We celebrate freedom and independence with food, alcohol and fireworks, to hell with liberals, Democrats and other idiot socialist fools.

Answer 8

They will shoot at the kittens and hit their buddies in the face and wait until the next day to report it.

Answer 9

Being thankful that it was a bunch of wicked, rebellious, religious conservatives who decided they wanted to govern themselves and use Judeo-Christian principles and the foundations of the USA.

Answer 10

The gun owners will be BBQing tasty dead animals on their Webers to celebrate Independence Day.

Answer 11

Hiding in their bomb shelters. They can't handle the sound of the fireworks just like their cousins, Dogs. Hallucinogens and loud noises don't mix well together either.