me at a charity raffle for the day...... what little chores or whatever would you have me do in that time that you 'owned me' ?
2006-06-28 04:31:55 · 82 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll take the day off, and you can look after my harem for the day.
I really need a break, sigh.
2006-07-12 04:26:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, You would have to clean my oven, then my fridge. After that I would offer you a cool drink before you climbed up on my kitchen counters and cleaned that stupid area left between the tops of the kitchen cabinets and the ceiling, oh, and there are about 30 ceramic bowls up there so you could get them down and wash them all while your up there. When you are finished there I would like the rest of my kitchen cleaned. Thank you...then you can clean my two bathrooms. There is always the vacuuming and dusting and you'd probably be really good at tidying my 13 year old son's room. Then I would send you off to do the grocery shopping. Can you make a cup of tea? I like a cup of green tea in the afternoon, you could bring me one. All my houseplants really need dusting. I like to cook so you wouldn't have to do that but you could stay for dinner if you are really quiet and don't talk to much and mind your manners, then you can clean the dinner mess and then I would say thank you and let you go home. Oh, one more thing before you go...you could help my son with his homework...it is all in French but I am sure you would have no problem...
2006-06-28 04:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by Vivreici 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would be my footstool and i could put my feet on your back while watching live with regis and kelly. I would also have you spot me while i am doing back handsprings( that means lucky you, you get to hold me). OH and i would have you drive me to the outlet stores and the forum at Cesar's palace so that i can go shopping. Then we would have lunch at cafe baba reba and you would polish my shoes. And you would tell me if the clothes i bought look good on me. And you would SHOWER ME with compliments. Then we would go to the spa and get massages. And i would have you polish my mirror. I think you would LOVE it. I would love it if you would do all these chores for me with your shirt off thank you very much. Oh and can i have a footrub? Thank god i keep my house clean, you men dont know how to clean. So i will have you water the plants.
Oh and by the way, do you know any good abdomen excersizes, i need to get really toned. We would also probably go to the gym, where i run a 7 minute mile on a treadmill, (i am so proud of myself). I would even let you work out with me.
2006-06-28 05:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by Valkyrie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charity raffles are humbug.Really people do not give money for charity but to get some prize only.Only useful things people would like to own .You have to prove yourself useful.Good Luck
2006-07-06 21:19:52 · answer #4 · answered by leowin1948 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I'd ask you to get dressed because you look foolish standing there half naked. Then I would get you to wash all the windows in the house, clean the rain gutters, repair patch my driveway and chop some wood for the upcoming winter.
There are some benefits of being older, we know that a frolic is just a frolic but home improvements last. :)
Have a great day dreaming!
2006-07-12 02:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have you as my personal masseuse. Then you move all my furniture around to where I really want it. Then you mow my lawn. You would be all sweaty out there. And I'd stand by with a cup of cold lemonade to cool you off when you were done. After that, you'd have to go clean out my pool. Then, your work would be almost done. Follow me. I've got a few things on here that I need you to feel and make sure they're all the way they're supposed to be.
*bedroom door slams shut!*
Ooh!
2006-07-03 10:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg I will have to buy ALL the raffle tickets godamit put it on my credit card if I have too ! ! !
Theres no way I would let u be owned by anyone not even a day or for charity, u are just for me and no one else !! sex crazed looneys on here lol
I'm poppin to the bank to up my credit . . .
2006-06-29 05:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make me breakfast in bed with fresh juice, make the bed, do the laundry, ironing, water the plants, make lunch, hoover, mop the floor, do the food shopping, wash the dishes, feed the cat, bring the dog for a walk, do the errands, mow the lawn, wash the car, make dinner, dishes again, wash the windows, put the kids to bed (if i had any) and...anymore energy to do anything else?
2006-06-28 04:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by buzybee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice pic. But I really don't care how you look. If I won you for a day in a raffle.....you'd be cleaning my house and mowing my lawn.
2006-07-12 02:29:17 · answer #9 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd play my pony for a lil' while.
Then we'd sit down on the carpet at look at each other in the eyes until we're so hungry and sleepy that it hurts. That's always so fun to do with people! Of course, they never come back, but I would have bought you, so you'd really have no choice.
Then if we still have time, you'd be my dolphin...
2006-06-29 08:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by its just me!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sharkster, I'll have you cleaning my motor coz it's filth! F*g (they filter out the word 'f@g' how dumb!) ash in the backseats the lot!
You could clean the dogs kennel, the rabbit hutch too ...
Don't get me started on my bedroom, damn, it's seen better days ...
Hmmmm, I could keep you quite busy but I will keep you topped up with a nice cuppa every 30 mins or so ;-)
2006-06-28 05:27:18 · answer #11 · answered by LONDONER © 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋