i wake up aroused and it won't go away, it gets realy anoying
2006-06-28 04:31:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Has anyone ever used the word masturbation in your presence?
Google it, you are ultimately responsible for your own sexuality, not your wife!
2006-06-28 04:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by yeller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, a few people have said pee..... they are right, it is normal to have morning wood with a full bladder. you don't have to be sexually aroused to have a hard on, men get them all day for no reason at all. Go pee, and no it won't hurt, and that should take care of it. Now if you wake up sexually aroused every morning, you are gonna have to start getting up earlier, or takin care of business yourself.
2006-06-28 08:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by wonderdude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up with her and releive yourself by making love to your wife before she gets ready for work. Will work like a charm, if that doesnt work ... a nice magazine and some hand lotion just might to the trick! Good luck
2006-06-28 04:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by shawny2623 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your wife a cell phone and call her at work. have a naughty chat on the phone. she may even like that too. its also a good way to put a lil friskyness back into your relashionship.
2006-06-28 04:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep a picture of Rosie O'Donnell next to your bed. Should do the trick.
2006-06-28 04:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by NYman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a leak. I hear that works well. Painful, though. You could always .. uh .. you know.
Hard to say, since I don't have the plumbing you speak of. :)
2006-06-28 04:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Aussie Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask your wife to get on it when she wakes. i get on my husband's when i wake in the middle of the night, it's almost always hard anyway. i think it's just as much her responsibility... i put the same pressure on my hubby! good luck!
2006-06-28 06:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by jamminursite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a cold shower
2006-06-28 04:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to wake up before her- I would definetly appreciate the attention before work.
2006-06-28 04:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by cariann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbate or take a shower. Only 2 remedies I personally know...
2006-06-28 04:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by goododie4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋