2006-06-28 04:25:44 · 7 answers · asked by Lilel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
MALLRATS.
Brodie: "Its impossible. Lois could neve have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think its strong enought to carry his child."
T.S.: "Sure why not?"
Brodie: " He's an alien for christs sake! His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by the earths yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, and that would kill him"
2006-06-28 05:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by Taylor C 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Clerks:
Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
Chasing Amy:
Silent Bob: B*tch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand f*cking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?
What can I say, I'm a huge Kevin Smith fan!!
2006-06-28 11:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clerks - I love his movies and Clerks is my favorite. My favorite line is "I am firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule."
I can't wait until Clerks II comes out in August!!!!!!
2006-06-28 12:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Favorite movie: Jay and Silent Bob!
2 Quotes (From dogma)
Jay: "Me lead you?! Lady, look at me. I don't even know where the Hell I am half the time!"
Jay: What the fu** is this sh**! Who the fu** are you, lady?! Why the fu** did you hug my head?!
2006-06-28 11:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidclownz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one with the nun in the car and they're talking about giving head.What's that called? Great flick.
2006-06-28 11:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by up urs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite one is Dogma, because it raises interesting questions, but my favorite quote is from Mallrats. "That kid...THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!"
2006-06-28 11:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jay and Silent Bob!!!!!!!!!! So funny
2006-06-28 11:49:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋