the worst or dumbest you ever herd.
2006-06-27 21:29:25 · 17 answers · asked by Da Joka 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wanna play Navy? You be the ship and I'll fill you with semen.
2006-06-27 21:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jordan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such thing, A bad pickup line, might not work for one person, but works fine for another.
2006-06-27 21:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by Crimsonnn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate pickup lines.
2006-06-28 00:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by undir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennessee?
'Cause you're the only 10 I see.
Is that a keg in your pants?
'Cause I really want to tap that @ss.
I like your outfit.
It'll look good on my floor in the morning.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
2006-06-27 21:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother in law uses this one. Hey baby don't be picky I wasn't.
My favorite was used by an older guy at a bar. " Are you ready to walk funny for a week"
2006-06-27 21:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one guy has "your name" tattooed on his butt. So he would go into bars and tell different girls, "I bet your name is tattooed on my butt."
Of course the girl replies, "no it's not!"
And then the guy show his tattoo which says "your name." This leads to the girl rolling her eyes and walking away.
That is supposed to be a pick up line, but it is depressingly stupid.
2006-06-27 21:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did it hurt? when u fell out of heaven. because dam u look like an angel
2006-06-27 22:38:58 · answer #7 · answered by carmen101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I wrote the alphabet, I would have put U and I together.
2006-06-27 21:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jen H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be tired because ever since I saw you, you have been running through my mind.
2006-06-27 21:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Spartan Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like spartan rob,i also think that "are you tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!"
2006-06-27 23:09:40 · answer #10 · answered by truefallacies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋