Well, we all know that Jesus was an alien. So do you think he abducted Tupac because "we all know" that Tupac wasn't killed, he was abducted by aliens.
Sorry, but I"m bored with the questions on here.
Be as creative as possible.
Enjoy.
2006-06-27 20:54:48 · 12 answers · asked by Victoria R 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I think this is the low down, Jesus was having some issues with this dude Satan, he was from the dark side. One day Jesus was cruising along in his cloud convertible and Satan called him out. Jesus knew he couldn't handle Satan by himself, I mean just look at the size of the pitchfork that mofo is packing. So he thought he needed some help, so he rang up Oprah, but she was busy with a show on 101 ways to stop Tom Cruise jumping on your couch, so Oprah suggested he get in touch with Tupac. This was a brilliant idea thought Jesus, after all he owes me big time for that day I gave him awesome sunshine to have a bumper crop. So Jesus asked Tupac and reminded him of a few things he had done for him and may have even exaggerated a little saying how he wanted tupac over Oprah, because tupac is more powerful then Oprah and tupac was happy to go along. Because just like Jesus sis "Bro's before Ho's" So I wouldn't say that Jesus abducted Tupac, I just think he was to wasted to not agree to go with Jesus. That and Jesus promised him a Big Mac when they got there.
2006-06-27 23:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
Tupac was actually a lizard person from the Inner Earth. He was one of the ones that can look exactly like a human, like W Bush. He was going to go public about the subterranean cities in his next album 'Things the dude in my basement told me.' Elvis and Johney Cash got together and took him to safety just in time to avoid the 'alien' death rays that Big E and his posse were aiming at Tupac. Tupac is now living in relative comfort with Elvis and has even formed a dance troop consisting of hairy dwarves and a couple bigfoot models.
2006-06-28 04:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny how many people were offended by this question. For those who were: You need an enema!
Tupac was here on assignment. He was told to make sure Michael Jackson stayed in exile. Apparently he was sentenced to exile on earth for failure to grow up and get a clue. Once Tupac's mission was complete Jesus sent Elvis and Buddy Holly to retrieve him. Johnny Cash was unavailable, he was conducting music mass with John Lennon and just couldn't be there.
2006-06-28 15:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by scgleason74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TuPac Backwards is Ca Put.
Art is life, Life is art.
It's deep.
Yet shallow.
Thats Life.
Too Short Is alive and well, though.
Life is a game.
You can live fast and die young.
2006-06-28 03:59:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think JESUS was an alien? and as far as Tupac is concernd he was a thug, may God have mercy on his soul..
2006-06-28 07:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tupac was gunned down and killed. no elvis was kidnapped by jesus
2006-06-28 04:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by late_sleeper35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tupac got what he deserved.
2006-06-28 04:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being bored with the questions is no excuse for asking ridiculous questions yourself! Behave, please, lady :)
I'm glad that, at least, you put it in an appropriate category!
2006-06-28 04:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't even believe Jesus was an alien.
why do you think that?
2006-06-28 03:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by abandoned2him 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tupca was a big time drug dealer and gand leader.
2006-06-28 03:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by gwad_is_a_myth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋