I'm sitting here at my computer with the air conditioning on and I'm cold. Can anyone warm me up just by the words you might speak to me?
2006-06-27 18:27:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
You sat there, shivering in the iced air. You never saw me creeping behind you like a wary cat. You never saw my butt raise into the air like a beetle defending it's life. You never saw until it was too late.
The toxic fumes emanating from my buttocks caused you to fall unconscious to the floor. The hot fart warmed you like a summer breeze, painting a contented smile on your face.
2006-06-27 18:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by mia_violenza 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God loves you and so does your family. You have the greatest love of all. That should make you feel warm inside. If you need more to help you, then find someone who doesn't have an air conditioner or a computer and be a Big Brother or a friend. Or just help someone who is less fortunate than you. This will give you a great sense of well being and make you feel warm inside for helping someone who might not have the love and material possessions you have. Next time you need warming up look to the holy spirit and say Thank You God for being there through every step of my life, and show me how I can help others find your unconditional Love...Amen
2006-06-28 01:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by Stairway2Heaven 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say turn the air off go get yourself a cup of coffee and a warm blanket.
2006-06-28 01:32:59 · answer #3 · answered by Nadia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are in a HOT DESERT! Sweat is dripping down your forehead. It is so hot that you are VERY THIRSTY! Now you get up, walk toward the SUN! There! Hope that helped.
(Or you could get up and turn the air down!) (or find a blanket!)
LOL!
2006-06-28 01:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by fairy_dust_xo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes- this should warm you up- turn the air off, before you catch stupid!
2006-06-28 01:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by fixer of all aka mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can do either one, go turn of the air conditioning or go get a blanket
2006-06-28 19:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go turn the AC off
2006-06-28 01:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try thinking of sumone sweet, you'll get warm.
2006-06-28 01:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure.imagine yourself in a dimly lit room with aroma of delicious food and people whom you like sitting by your side and a nice music playing.............
2006-06-28 01:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by raj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
2006-06-28 14:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by urfantasyishere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋