Also , tell me who said it.
2006-06-27 16:48:50 · 17 answers · asked by Paige 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I said SHREK 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT SHREK 2!!!!!! You guys r such idiots.
2006-06-27 16:55:08 · update #1
"PARFAIT!!
everybody loves parfait
you ever been up to somebody and said you want some parfait hell no i don't want no parfait"
donkey
2006-06-27 16:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by chinpokomon_master 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Actually there are two I like.
Farquad: That Champion shall have the honor, no, no, the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery Keep of the Dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful the first runner up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!
Donkey: Those Stairs won't know which they which way they going. Take drastic steps. Kick to the curb. Don't mess with me I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs, wish I had a step right here right now, I'd step all over it.
2006-06-27 19:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ding-Ding 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one made me laugh :
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
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Shrek: Well, here's to us, Fiona.
Donkey: Shrek! You drink that, there's no goin' back.
Shrek: I know.
Donkey: But...no more wallowin' in the mud?
Shrek: I know!
Donkey: And no more itchy butt cracks??
Shrek: I know!
Donkey: But you love bein' an ogre!!
Shrek: I know! *pause* But I love Fiona more...
2006-06-27 16:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by gapdreambabe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From Shrek 1:
Donkey: Hi, princess.
Princess Fiona: It talks.
Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
Donkey: C'mon, princess, you're not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7.
2006-06-27 17:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gingerbread Man Quotes
2016-12-12 05:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by kirker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Funniest quote in Shrek?
Also , tell me who said it.
2015-08-06 11:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shrek: Quick tell a lie! Pinocchio: What should I say? Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear. Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear. Pinocchio: [silence] Shrek: Are you? Pinocchio: I most certainly am not. Pinocchio: [nose extends] . Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are. Pinocchio: I am not. Pinocchio: [nose extends] Puss-in-Boots: What Kind? Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
2006-06-27 16:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by Damaila 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donkey: This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles."
Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Don't make waves / Stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your... FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place.
2006-06-27 16:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shrek 2- when puss gets frisked by the knights and they find the cat nip, he says"Um that's not mine." It was a great parody of cops.
2006-06-27 16:52:08 · answer #9 · answered by tootsie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pinocchio: "I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy!"..................LOL
Donkey: "This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles."
2006-06-27 16:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Spongebob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sequence between Farquaad and the Gingerbread man
Cookie: Do you know the Muffin man?
Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Cookie: The Muffin Man!
Farquaad: Who live's on Drury lane?
2006-06-27 16:51:08 · answer #11 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋