2006-06-27 14:35:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
He'd say to thee, love the spiders on the edge. And we're hanging by a thread.
2006-06-27 14:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mariners 5 · 10⤊ 3⤋
Hey.....what's up my children? You know most of you are not very good children, because you like don't pray for me or nothing. Yeah, and also you don't come to visit me much at church. You treated your brother Jesus really bad when he went down there. I am disappointed in you. I just can't keep arguing with you kids anymore, you just don't listen. So as punishment, I am going to hand your fates over to Uncle Lucifer. Yeah, he will teach you what happens when you misbehave. If you come pray to me because Uncle Lucifer is giving you a hard time I'm going to be like, "yeah, whatever. You only come to me when you need something." So, yeah, I just don't care about you. As far am I'm concerned I HAVE NO CHILDREN!! *then God goes back to heaven and cries*
2006-06-27 14:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could crack jokes about it saying stuff like what most of the radio and tv preachers say about donations to save your soul...
But truthfully, He will probably say how loving he is and wind up taking calls from the heart and answering them (no telephone .. he will just announce somehing to know who it's meant for and the answer in his around about way as we probably couldn't comprehend the complexities of everthing needed to get what we ask for about in our lives sometimes...
2006-06-27 14:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by gearbox 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read My Book, Then Go To My House On Sundays
2006-06-27 14:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by Rick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would tell the world that there is hope, and that you have to find it in your self,
he would also tell us to be kind to each other, and to relax and smell the dandelions as they are part of creation.
he would tel us that he is every where and that we don't need to go to a church or place of worship to prove it. but that if we feel comfortable doing so then do so, but that he will hear us know matter where we were, we just have to stop and listen and feel, and look for him, and look for the miracles and magic in everything around us, cause they are they, we just have to look for them
2006-06-27 14:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-27 14:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by aross07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the walrus, goo goo ka choo!
2006-06-27 14:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Crusty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have all been sleeping all of this time, no wake up and tell me your dreams........
2006-06-27 14:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by tamilynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
REPENT!!!!! FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND
AMEN!!!
2006-06-27 14:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bible scrpiters
2006-06-27 14:40:46 · answer #10 · answered by BREEZiE;; 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋