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Help me. I cant find the any key. Without finding the any key I cant install my anti virus and without installing my antivirus i wont be protected against viruses.Without being protected against viruses my computer will get a virus. If my computer gets a virus so will everyone at the coffe shop because I use there network. I got this answer a while ago.

>>>>Unscrew the screws and take out the metal frame. Rip out the disk drive. Take out that thing called a processor. Shove your finger in the hole and put every thing bask, except this time get a knife and start cutting cables, whichever cables you want. then while the disk drive is still out, put gum on the laser. Step 3 you have to take out those sticks called RAM and throw out the window. Lastly you have to pee on the motherboard.You have to be very careful when doing this because if you dont do it perfectly your computer can be destroyed


I didnt do it correctly and my old computers broken

2006-06-27 14:28:15 · 5 answers · asked by I run with scissors 4 in Computers & Internet Programming & Design

5 answers

The any key on my keyboard is immediately to the right of the thingamajig.

2006-06-27 14:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I don't know if this is a joke or not...but when it tells you to "Press ANY key" it means to press any of the keys on your keyboard...there isn't one in particular, any of the ones on the keyboard that is plugged into your computer will do it.

2006-06-27 14:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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Computer Slow

Download and then run startup.exe at:

http://www.mlin.net/startupcpl.shtml......

Can't live without it and windows...

Then disable and/or uninstall whatever u don't need.

Joe...

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Computer Virus/Spyware/Adware/Malware/etc

All free...

Download and then run Avira AntiVir Personal Edition Classic at:

http://www.free-av.com/

Download and then run Spybot - Search & Destroy at:

http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/

Download and then run Ad-Aware SE Personal at:

http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/

Joe...

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2006-07-01 02:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

yah man...thats the way to do it...trust me, it works

2006-06-27 14:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by larz a 1 · 0 0

Do it again.

2006-06-27 14:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by sanjeev_the_cool 2 · 0 0

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