What is the craziest/wildest/most wrong/most vengeful/ funniest or most embarassing thing you've ever done? In bed, in dating, in life, at work, whatever. This is similar to the Cosmopolitan magazine's confessions. I will pick the best one.
2006-06-27 14:22:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
the craziest/wildest thing would have to be the time I was having sex with my girl and she was really get'n into it.Concentrating and determined to have that final explosive "O" before slipping into a coma for the night. She was on top of me and I was on a chair(for mental pic) so as to hit that spot that drove her over the edge she was just about there starting to buck and grind when all of a sudden she stopped with this horrified look on her face. The pleasure was gone and terror was written all over her face,she just kept asking me to get up and go to the other room. I couldn't figure out what was wrong until i started to walk out and saw the pile of crap sitting on the floor right under where her *** had been hanging over the chair
2006-06-27 15:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by ambulancechaser_99 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was in a manic episode of being bipolar.. I had a 3 hour conversation with a sleeping dog.. he was answering me with his snoring.. it all made perfect sense to me at the time.. anyways, my mother was outside my door for a while and finally came in asking who I was talking to..that was a hard one to explain.. i have had some very important conversations with canned vegetables!
Was in middle school and we had a contest on who could hold their breath the longest.. I tried so hard to hold it in.. I farted really loudly.. nobody won because everybody was laughing so hard.
ahh there's sooo many :)
For a high school prank.. a friend wrapped some huge girly underwear around my back license plate.. a cop pulled me over right in front of a church.. and pointed it out to me while there was a funeral and everybody was exiting the church.. I got a warning .. the revenge? In return he got a couple open cans of tuna fish under his drivers seat on a reallly hot day. haa! He sold the car a couple months later.. it still stunk :)
Sex? I got caught in a third floor library getting some nooky.. I thought we locked the door.. but some reallllly old guy walked right in.. he stopped in the doorway and twisted his head sideways.. then turned red when he figured it all out :) We though the poor old guy was going to fall over.
I could go on forever..
2006-06-27 21:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by lost_but_not_hopeless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I jacked off in a laundromat once. No other customers in there but I got caught by the owner, a middle aged Asian woman. She was not amused and I don't blame her. I was young and stupid and it taught me there is a time and place NOT to jack off!
2006-06-27 22:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by doctor feelgood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋