and i mean FUNNY. as in funny to other people. if the only people who laughed at ur joke was ur mommy- i don't wanna hear it!
2006-06-27 14:14:58 · 11 answers · asked by crimsonred_rose 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
2006-06-27 14:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by dogghouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Crimson,
No I got nothing, but check out CMT for the Blue
Collar Comedy Tour, those 4 guys have some dandys
I don't keer whur you live, that's funny, Larry the Cable Guy,
" get her done."
2006-06-27 14:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by The Advocate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walked into a bar and said ouch.
A pig bought a toilet (a musical one) and took it back the next day saying the first time he sat on it it sang do you see what I see?
I hope they're funny enough to impress you!
2006-06-27 14:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by eldude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy went to the Dr. and he gave him a prescription for suppositories. The guy went back 2 weeks later and said "Doc, these aren't working!" the doctor said "are you sure you are using them right?" the guy said, "of course I am! What do you think I am doing, shoving them up my ****!" ( this was edited so I don't get another violation )
2006-06-27 14:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blond, brunette, and a redhead went to a doctor to see what type of kid they would have. the doctor asked the redhead
"what position were you in during conception?" she says she was on top. "your having a boy."
then he asks the brunette. "i was on bottom." he telles her she will have a girl.
just then, the blond starts crying. "whats wrong?" the doctor asks.
she asked "am i going to have puppies?"
2006-06-27 14:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay I live in the country we have skunks, coons, deers, opposums, u name it we got it, well the other day me and benny walked out side to feed the animals, and there was a baby coon couldnt of been a week old just laying there shivering, its momma know where to be found, so I told benny to pick it up and put it under his arm to warm it up, you know thats the warmest part of your body. he looked at me stupid, then he said it STINKS well I told him to hold its little nose...........haha.
2006-06-27 14:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by sherry s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are these couples in this house. A gay couple, a strait couple , and a lesbian couple. There's a fire.
Which couple gets out first?
The gay couple cause there all packed up.
2006-06-27 14:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies.
2006-06-27 14:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by jessicatjinx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a tweekers favorite sex position?
doggy......so they can both stare out the window.
2006-06-27 14:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by NessaR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've gotta a funny joke: your face.
jk...
2006-06-27 14:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by the redcuber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋