All of my loyal, liberal friends already slobber at the mention of my name. Declaring myself God is a foregone conclusion, I'm just trying to establish when I should do it.
Any suggestions?
P.S.
I'M THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD!!!!
2006-06-27 13:48:02 · 18 answers · asked by you WILL obey 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Note to "froggerzero": If you "could" care less then you should do it. Always try to reach your full "not caring" potential.
Oops. You meant that you "couldn't" care less. Never mind.
2006-06-27 13:51:38 · update #1
Note to "rukidding": You can't hear the question? Oh wait, you meant that the point is "moot". Got it. See how much smarter I am than you? Now, bow to my will!
2006-06-27 13:52:53 · update #2
Note to "soulsearcher": I'm even smarter than you. It's "White House" not "Whitehouse", as in "Whitewater". Please know this information for when I ascend to the throne there you will be directed to bow in that direction daily.
2006-06-27 13:56:14 · update #3
OK but i get to be the head angel
2006-06-27 13:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
First of all, you cant become a president...a women? if a women can become a president then that would be either Hillary or that african american lady, i forgot her name.
Second of all, you are NOT the ONLY smartest women in the world. were you an A+ student in class? well my friend is an A+ student. i mean she literally gets straight 95 and above in her repotr card. i mean it. shes the smarty! NOT THAT IM NOT SAYING YOUR NOT SMART, BUT STOP SHOWING YOUR PRIDE AND BEING ARROGANT. THAT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE. SURE YOU MIGHT BE SMART, AND BEING SMART IS ANOTHER THING AND SHOWING OFF IS ANOTHER.
Third of all if if you declare yourself as God then peole wont even believe you a bit, they will actually want to murder you or kill you, because a women cant be God. that evereyone knows no matter how smart you are
im sorry i had to say these three points.
2006-06-27 21:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would God even ask a question on Yahoo! Answers? I think you just blew any chance of people believing you! But try it, I would be very interested to see how long you last before someone (of any religion) decides to test your god status with a bullet...or other means. Also, you should really consider finding a group of friends that don't slobber! That could be very messy!
2006-06-27 21:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by Nlove0519 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For starters, It would take an act of God for you to become President.
If you should ever become President, then there would be no reason to declare yourself God.
Besides, you sitting in the oval office you would be omniscient,Omnipotent and omnipresence.
God, I can't wait!
2006-06-27 21:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by Gray Matter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont be silly.
Only Neocons believe in God in the Whitehouse!
2006-06-27 20:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by soulsearcher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you can declare yourself Co- God, first see if you like it.
But this will definitely help with the evangelical vote.
2006-06-27 20:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to laugh my *** off when your mighty reign over throws you and you become dog food from the horse manure factory.
2006-06-27 20:57:28 · answer #7 · answered by Caity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you declare yourself god some crazy christian is going to want to kill you. Me, I could care less.
2006-06-27 20:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not going to become President, so I think the question is mute.
2006-06-27 20:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see... Hillary Clinton as God, creating humanity in her own image !?!? "yullurchhhhhh!!"... sorry, that was my lunch.
2006-06-27 21:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by Oilfield 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why wait? why not declare it so now? side note: if she were really god, why would bill have gone anywhere else? wouldn't she give the best fellatio?
2006-06-27 20:54:03 · answer #11 · answered by Nanny's mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋