Such as tornados, huge rocks, sinkholes and other potential hazards. Should I dig a moat in case the Black Knight tries to burn my trailer down?
2006-06-27 12:51:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Sell the trailor and buy a house. Make sure you have good insurance. Please be careful during the hurricane season...We still want our chicken boy around for the next season.
2006-06-28 14:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You shouldn't need to dig the moat, just watch for the start of a new sinkhole, and pull the trailer to the edge of it...look out! Giant ant lions!
2006-06-29 03:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie downs. I know over the years they have came up with more way to protect trailer. I would think.
If someone lives in a trailer and a tornado comes better get out and find a hole or a ditch or you'll get blown away.....
Who's the Black Knight?
I better go google to see
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2006-06-27 13:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Don't sleep with your next door neighbor when the wife is working the third shift at Denny's.
2. Remove the 1967 Chevy car door from your front lawn
3. Don't tease the pit bull
4. Do not store your rifle ammo in your child's bedroom
2006-06-28 03:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by intristik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First install a gaint steel dome over it making sure it also has a steel floor under everything then dig the moat
2006-06-28 14:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by Bubba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Build it 30 meters down like one of those nuclear bunkers, have 1 meter thick concrete walls and 12 inch solid steel doors. Also install CCTV cameras and infrared motion sensors. Build yourself an army of androids for extra security and arm them with phasers set at level 9 (vapourise).
2006-06-27 16:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to hire armed security. Hire at least 100 of them to march around the perimeter of your trailer 24/7. No breaks. Install security cameras, if need be. Good luck.
2006-06-27 12:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you fail to recognize is that God trashes trailer parks for a reason. Just move the computer back into your little coop and you'll be fine.
2006-06-27 13:59:53 · answer #8 · answered by ******** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, move back into public housing. Tornadoes rarely hit "brickcity" and besides if they do, the government will throw wads of money at you.
2006-06-27 12:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont live in trailer park! work you chicken butt off and get a house or apartment.
2006-07-01 04:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋