I'm a comedian I write jokes to my humor but that doesn't mean it will make everyone laugh. So please inform me of a funny story, something someone said to you, funny sounds, words, people, ect.
2006-06-27 11:27:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
How is this
This is how business is done
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Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
2006-07-04 01:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Sherlock Holmes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont like explicit jokes. I like jokes about every day life that everyone goes through. For instance traffic or being cut off, or someone banging on the bathroom door in the morning, grocery shopping all the little things that we forget to laugh at because we are too busy. Impressions are also amazingly funny sometimes. Great comedians rock my socks!!!!
2006-06-27 18:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by missesbean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex jokes are always funny.....jokes about the differences between males and females are funny to me too. I dont have any stories though sorry.....
2006-06-27 18:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by melkin731 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of the things that make me laugh...
the interaction between ray's parents on everybody loves raymond
the neurotic behavior on "what about bob"
george carlin
sarcasm
homosexuals in any situation
dave chappelle
2006-06-27 18:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by mojopez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big fan of JACKASS as well as the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
My god what would happen if the two teams joined forces!! LOL!!
2006-06-28 10:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by Laurel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sarcasm in some jokes really gets me going
2006-06-27 18:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by Xena22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jokes
2006-06-27 18:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"the thompsons" episode
agent: you're now mr thompson
homer: ok
agent: hello mr thompson
homer:... i think he's talking to you
2006-06-27 18:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by tp_arg_mdenis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go to your city courthouse, the characters there are unbelievable. have fun...
2006-06-27 18:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by g-dogg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i meat a old fellow
2006-06-27 18:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋