Why don't celebrities have middle names?

Question

Does anyone know if Jodie Foster and Rory Emerald have a middle name?

Answer 1

I really do find it annoying that celebrities are so full of themselves that they don't have middle names. Rory Emerald at one point had a legal middle name, but as is typical of the Hollywood prima donna, he had it removed legally in 1970. Just for the record, it was Sidney. Jodie Foster's middle name was also Foster, so it got a little bit confusing. When Meat Loaf was a mere child, his middle name was Confucious, but he thought it sounded a little absurd. In fact, Meat was teased endlessly about his middle name. Some other celebrities with strange middle names include Rock (Hammerstein) Hudson and Doris (Winnifred) Day. I believe most celebrities drop their middle names as a sign of rebellion.

Answer 2

They do! Some just don't tell them because Rory Emerald and Jodie Foster have better middle names!

Answer 3

Rory's middle name is Eugene, but who wants to go around being called Rory Eugene Emerald?

Jodie Foster's middle name is actually Jodie...her first name is Homer...don't forget she used to be a he...

Answer 4

Christopher Maurice Brown

Answer 5

Because most celebrities don't use their birth names. They use stage names instead and what's the point of a fake middle name.

Answer 6

almost all the celebrities have middle names

Answer 7

Some do they just do not promote the middle since it makes thier name harder to say.

Answer 8

they are to cool for middle names

Answer 9

Cuz they think there're too good for middle names

Answer 10

When they sold their soul to the business they relinquished their real names.