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2006-06-27 11:10:23 · 18 answers · asked by BrOoKlYn BaBy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yo mama is just like a doornob everybody get a turn with her
2006-06-27 11:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by dae_dae90 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, her belt size was equator
Yo mama so fat she sits in two time zones
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat, she causes a blackout when she sits
Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....
Yo mama so fat, people jogged the marathon around her
Yo mama so fat, God couldn't light earth till she moved
Yo mama so fat, she went on a date with high heels and came back with sandals
Yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she buys to airline tickets
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell
Yo mama so fat, we're in her right now
Yo mama so fat, she lies on the beach and no one else gets any sun
Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
Yo mama so fat, she put on lipstick with a paint roller
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles
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2006-06-27 18:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by gianihead3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat, that when she wears her christmas sweater, everyone puts their hands up and yells "kooooooo-laid!"
yo mama so fat that she's on both sides of the family
you mama so fat dat NASA had to orbit around her just to get the moon
yo mama so old that when she breastfeeds it's powder"
2006-06-27 18:15:26 · answer #3 · answered by lil_bit_a_evrythang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, in order for your dad to kiss her, he had to slap her leg and ride the third wave in.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she backs up there's a "Beep....beep..."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing "We are family..."
Yo mama so fat, when she was walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped on K-Mart, and fell right on Target.
2006-06-27 18:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by *~*Carnival*~*Ride*~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she put a ruler on her pillow to she how long she slept.yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 mins
2006-06-27 18:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by islandchick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
2006-06-27 18:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Sonic.Peaches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~yo mama so old, she was in Jesus's yearbook.
~yo mama so fat, even her picture heavy
~yo mama's so big, they had to change "one size fits ALL" to "one size fits most"
~Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
~Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"
~Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
2006-06-27 18:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by r_thomas129 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she fell on the ground and i didnt wanna laugh or anything but the ground was crakin up!
Yu mama so fat she went on the seafood diet. She see food she eat it!
2006-06-27 18:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by Marjorie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat that when she went tot he beach, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
2006-06-27 18:13:36 · answer #9 · answered by .: Brunette Beauty :. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo moma is so fat she fell in love and got stuck
yo moma is so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of Hot Dogs
yo moma is so fat she broke the family tree
yo moma is so fat she pased by the tv and i missed 3 episods
2006-06-27 18:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋