Kicked in the balls or having baby?

Question

my boyfriend has gotten seriously hurt in the balls several tmies and he thinks that having baby would hurt less.

there is a friends episode where chandler is asking the woman having a baby what she thinks; what do you think?

i want descriptions and answers from both male and female.

courtney is going to get best answer unless anyone can think of something better- that was hilarious!

Answer 1

Tell him only if they get kicked so hard that he has constant pain for 12 hours then they tear open as a softball makes it way out that tiny little hole ;)! Granted I am sure birth is a better pain because there's are great reward.

Oh and when I gave birth my husband nearly passed out because of the pain he saw me in (I was so worried about him I stopped pushing ... lol) but he's never done that when he got hit in the balls.

Answer 2

Your boyfriend is SO wrong. I've been kicked in the balls before, and sure it hurts like hell, but it's not the worst pain I've ever felt (that honor goes to the time I tore the ligaments in my back) and it doesn't last that long. I've never been moved to scream like a woman does during pregnancy when I've been kicked in the balls and the pain has never lasted for hours and hours.

Sure, there's anecdotal evidence for women in cultures that don't have modern medicine walking out into a cold stream, squatting dropping a baby, picking it up, and going back to harvesting crops, but I've never actually seen proof that it occurs and I think arguements could be made regardless that hip structure has "evolved" differently in different parts of the world based on different body types that are considered beautiful. so that if it WAS possible it's atypical.

Answer 3

Ok well...With having a baby. Think of the worst menstural cramps you've ever had, then imagine the worst bowel pains you've ever had, and imagine that when you are having them you can't move. Imagine this every 20 minutes or so, then 15 then 10 then down to every 10 seconds or more. Then the only way I can describe it...Try to imagine a 2 liter bottle of Coke coming out of your vagina. Not to mention the hemrroids, stitches and burning that never stops.
I'm not diminishing the pain of being kicked in the testicles, I understand it is agony. But every man I've ever asked has told me that the pain went away after an hour or so..some labors can last for days.

Answer 4

Hmmm, I doubt being kicked in the balls would hurt half as much as trying to force something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon! Youch! Also, when he gets kicked in the balls, he doesn't have a half-crazed woman screaming at him inbetween contractions 'Look what you did THIS time, you did this to me you asshole!'. It's a double doozy, physical AND emotional pain.

Almost every woman that I have spoken to who have given birth says it's like period pain x 100, and the pushing stage is like taking the biggest poo you've ever had in your life. How would he like having his manly bits cut, to help something get out? It's called an episiotomy!

Women are stronger than he thinks.

Answer 5

while i'm sure that being kicked in the balls is extremely painful... even evolving into a bad stomach ache (i hear), labor has got to be worse. Think about it, some woman are in labor for over 24 hours with contractions that are two minutes apart. Plus, you are trying to squeeze a baby out of a hole smaller than the baby's foot normally... for guys that would be like squeezing a watermelon out of the tip of their penis. Nope, that sounds more painful to me than getting kicked in the balls and dealing with five minutes of extreme pain and an hour of discomfort.

Answer 6

having a baby would be far far worse, for a ball kick the pain goes away after an hour or 2 at max and lessens as time goes on unless it got mangled in some way. baby take hours and hours and hurts extremly all the way though.

Answer 7

Mhm...I believe that the pain of pregnancy can not compare when a guy gets kicked in the balls. Pregnancy hurts, enjoyable, but it hurts! If a guy ever wants to find out how much pregnany hurts during labor, hope that he gets a kidney stone.

Answer 8

Getting kicked in the balls hurts to the extreme but I got to tell you I don't think it holds a candle to child birth. Why? When you get kicked in the balls, you get an ice pack and aspirin. When you give birth, you get some of the strongest pain killers known to man.

Answer 9

HA HA, FUNNY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU! MALES DO NOT LIKE TO GET KICKED IN THE BALLS, IT HURTS FOR A GOOD FEW MINUTES. WOMEN ON THE OTHER HAND, WITH HAVING A BABY, SHE CARRIES THE BABY FOR NINE MONTHS, GIVES BIRTH TO SOMETHING THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON, OUT THE SIZE OF A LEMON, AND STILL IS IN PAIN AFTER BIRTH FOR VARIOUS REASONS. WOMEN ALSO HAVE PERIODS, WHICH YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE A BABY! PERIODS MAKE US MOODY, AND THEY GIVE YOU CRAMPS. CRAMPS ARE VERY PAINFUL, BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS GIVING BIRTH! SO IN THE LONG RUN, I WOULD MUCH RATHER BE KICKED IN THE BALLS RATHER THAN GIVING BIRTH (IF I WAS A MALE)! BUT PERSONALLY, IT IS A LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE, AND CHILDREN ARE WONDERFUL...SO I SAY ITS WORTH THE PAIN FOR THE 9 PLUS MONTHS!

Answer 10

Well I've never had a baby but seeing how a guy goes into the fetal position and winces in pain when they even see another dude get racked I'd say its about the same.