How do we know what you've heard?
2006-06-27 10:31:51
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answer #1
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answered by Rebecca 4
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What about these.....
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.
Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my a$$ on the lightbulb.
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her a$$ weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, the ****** jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
2006-06-27 10:37:28
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answer #2
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answered by mary o 1
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sure...
Yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in the second grade.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the couch the whole house did the wave.
Yo mama smell so bad she walked by some stink cabbages and, they died.
Hope that helps.
2006-06-27 10:36:10
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answer #3
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answered by JO 1
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Your mama so fat that she has too dry her pants on the drive-way
Your mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
You mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas
Your mana is so poor someone wanted to use her bathroom and she said pick a corner
Thats all i got! hopes it helps
2006-06-28 09:59:22
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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i've only got 2.
yo mamas like a hardware store, 2 cents a screw.
yo mamas like a shotgun two ***** a bang.
2006-06-27 10:49:50
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answer #5
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answered by Ricky H 1
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Yo mama is so dark, people thought her shadow and her are conjoined twins.
OLD joke, but my favorite "Yo mama is so nasty, she got kicked out of Red Lobster for bringing her own crabs!"
2006-06-27 10:34:11
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answer #6
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answered by Not_Here 6
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yo mama so stupide that when she called the operator to ask her how long it will take to go from los angles to vagas
the operator said just one minite
so yo mama said thank u then she hung up.
2006-06-27 10:34:33
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Yo mama is so dumb, she went to Costco to steal the free samples!!
Yo mama is so old, she farts dust!!
Yo mama is so, she went to the market, and the market had to close when she left.
2006-06-27 10:33:26
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answer #8
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answered by daddydoggie 5
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Yo mamas so skinny she has to tie knots in her legs to make knees.
2006-06-27 10:35:45
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answer #9
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answered by Yakuza 7
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Yo mama so lame that her daughter asked for more yo mama jokes. :-)
2006-06-27 10:33:22
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answer #10
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answered by TL 3
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Yo mama's so short, she can sit on the curb and swing her legs.
2006-06-27 10:34:43
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answer #11
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answered by Miss Texas 2
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