2006-06-27 10:20:56 · 40 answers · asked by Peruser of the AHW 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Connery. Shatner would start dancing around, then his man-girdle would snap and he'd start sweating so the glue holding his rug on would start running, then when his rug slips down over his eyes, Connery comes in with a lightning fast flurry of lefts and rights (well, just a couple lefts and one weak right) which makes Shatner cry and soil his pants. He runs off, trying to adjust his toupee and hold his leaking pants at the same time. While Connery gives himself CPR and lights another smoke.
2006-07-07 11:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery because William Shatner is way over weight.
2006-06-27 10:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery definitely. William Shatner is great but it out of shape with all those cigars he smokes on Boston legal! Assuming the fistfight was fair that is. Captain Kirk is in the habit of changing the rules!
2006-07-08 09:23:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery.
2006-07-07 02:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery will kick William Shatner's a*s!
2006-06-27 10:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Pink Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery could defeat Shatner with one thumb!
2006-06-27 10:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by gone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery hands down!
2006-06-27 13:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by gwencristel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery of course.
2006-07-06 08:27:28 · answer #8 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery because he played James Bond.
2006-06-27 10:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by A - Riv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean Connery, definitely. Sorry Capt. Kirk!
2006-07-08 20:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by pca702002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋