Like anyone but them would say and why would you not expect them.
2006-06-27 10:20:33 · 12 answers · asked by Titainsrule 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
id drag my balls threw broken glass just to hear u piss in a tin can over a long distance phone call.
ie...i dont have balls
2006-06-27 10:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by mazzygirl83 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son was in Kindergarten at the time and he had a very bad day at school. We were having a discussion at the dinner table about why he wasn't allowed to "quit" school and that we expected him to return to school the next day. He pushed himself away from the table, stood up and boldly said,
"Goodbye, Good Luck, I'm outta here"
2006-06-27 17:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a female Doctor at one point. She had encouraged me to drink more water. At our next meeting I opened the conversation with:
"Doctor I have increased my water intake. In fact while working outside I am trying for about a liter an hour".
The Doctor looked at me and with a straight face she said, "wow I bet you pee clear".
We both lost it. I think we spent half the appointment laughing. All we had to do was make eye contact and the laughing would start all over again.
2006-06-27 17:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hearing my friend descibe James Blunt saying that, "saying James Blunt sucks is like saying Hitler was mildly annoying to the Jews."
It was SO out of character for her.
2006-06-27 17:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a wonderful news film clip with Edward Kennedy asking questions during the crime investigations of Hoffa and the Teamsters union. During a heated exchange and questioning Hoffa said 'Mr. Kennedy, you are trying to trick me into telling the truth'....................
2006-06-27 17:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an Art teacher-----I was teaching my 1st grade students to make straw paintings--
--( students will put a puddle of watercolor on paper and blow through the straw and it spreds out the paint into designs)
anyways I noticed one of my students sucking through the straw instead of blowing---so I told him blow don't suck-----
When their homeroom teacher came back to pick them up-----she asked what they did today in art----that same kid stated proudly "she taught us to blow not suck!"
kids really do say the darnedest thing----thank god I never got a call from a parent----I could just see the little devil going home and saying that to their parents-----
2006-06-27 17:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by littlet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone said I looked like Ricky Williams once. (Packers) Mind you- I am a white female, I have very nice, healthy hair, and I am not that bad looking. Yeah, good comparison.
2006-06-27 17:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son in a shopping centre he was 6 years old and saw the canned peas and shouted mum are they possessed peas.
2006-06-27 17:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by CATWOMAN xxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best friend and i was at a bar, and a guy approached her and ask her if she wanted to go home with him, and she said not tonight, I need to take my balls home and put them too bed !!
I was in tears laughing. The guy looked at her and said "Really"?
We laughed our butts off.
2006-06-27 17:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was about passing gas (Farts) someone said after they did, "this was a silently but deadly one." This coming from someone with much character at one time.
2006-06-27 17:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by Lore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONE NIGHT AT BEDTIME I HAD HORRID GAS... I LET IT LOOSE AND MY SON DIES LAUGHING TELLING ME IT SOUNDED LIKE A BULLFROG.. WELL THE NEXT DAY HE HAD A DENTIST APPOINTMENT, AND SOME HOW BEDTIME GOT BROUGHT UP.. MY SON TOLD THE DENTIST AND THE NURSE THAT MOMMY STEPS ON HUGE BULLFROGS AT BEDTIME.. HE WAS LIKE 3 AT THE TIME!
2006-06-27 17:23:59 · answer #11 · answered by blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋