2006-06-27 08:42:46 · 14 answers · asked by mortician 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Sara's not too pleased today,
Her kitten scratched her hand,
All because it wanted to play,
In a pile of pure white sand,
Miss Sara's say's she's a princess,
Makes movies just for fun,
And moved away from Ohio,
To enjoy the Florida sun,
I hope this poem makes you smile,
Makes you want to play piano and sing,
But if not I'll send you good wishes,
And hope that happiness this answer will bring...
AJK :)
2006-06-27 08:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by darkness_returns 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty, check this out...And I could care less about the "best" part. Had a child at 25, father has never seen him. At 31 I met a man I worked with and we got married and had two healthy children - even though in my head I knew he didn't truly love me, he was still in love with his ex. Anyway, he was very verbally and emotionally abusive, a little physical, not too much. Time goes by, my oldest and he really don't get along so my son turns to drugs - and I'm talking herion and crack, shooting it. Finally got him help and worked up the backbone to get my husband out of the house (it's MY house, was before I met him), but the only way he would go was taking our two younger children. They say it's who you know and that money talks, let me tell you, those sayings are true. My life fell apart 10/12/05 when he finally left (that part I don't have any regrets about!), but not having my 3 and 6 yr. old children with ME is terrible. I don't do drugs, drink or even smoke. I live in a decent home in a good neighborhood - while he lives with the kids with his parents in a "o.k." area. But get this - I am the one that get SUPERVISED visits. It blows my mind away, and naturally makes me feel like a terrible person. I am in counseling, definitely need it. I just can't believe HE'S winning - he is more like a "big brother" than a father. So anyway, life is hard, but we do manage somehow to continue on. You can email me if you feel the need to...
2006-06-27 16:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by luvwhitelilacs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is what you make it to be. Have fun being yourself, stay away from negative people, and go shopping! I reccommend a gal's day out. Round up the ones who are dear to your heart and have a blast! If you feel like you need time to reflect on life alone, try taking a walk around the park or a zoo. These are great emotional outlets whenever I'm down.
P.S.- Isn't Elmer Fudd cute? Hottie with DA body! Yeah right.
2006-06-27 15:50:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was working the other day when I realized I need a vacation. I told my co-worker, who happens to be a blonde, that I was going to hang upside down from the ceiling and tell the manager that I was a lightbulb and he would be sure to give me time off! Well, when my boss came back, he decided I needed a break, so he sent me home. My co-worker tried to follow me. When asked why, she told my boss that she can't work in the dark!
2006-06-27 15:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by Wookie on Water 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need cheered up need a smile need to feel godd inside vist your local nursing home talk to people that have to live there your life is so much better then theirs if that does not work vist the maritaty ward see all the new babies that makes everybody feel good good luck and if neither of these work find jesus
2006-06-27 15:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by freckles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dance to the song 'Istanbul (not Constantinople)' By They Might Be Giants. It always cheers me up.
2006-06-27 15:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by black snow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
2006-06-27 15:48:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a blond say after having multiple orgasms?
----Great work, team!
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
-----Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
-----Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
2006-06-27 15:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen the amazing badgers?
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
2006-06-27 16:09:49 · answer #9 · answered by Lindsey L. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love you and so does the world.
2006-06-27 15:45:50 · answer #10 · answered by DisneyLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋