I ALREADY LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, BUT I'M TOO DAMN HOT TO BE JOKE. YOU WISH YOU LOOKED AS HOT AS ME.
2006-06-27 08:34:15 · 7 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO JR. 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Nursing Home Police
Ethel was a bit of a speed-demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males humored her and actually joined in her fantasy.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag, pulled out a Kit Kat candy wrapper, and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Fred popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him.
Fred nodded and said, "That's fine. Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a huge erection.
"Oh, for crying out loud!" cried Ethel..."not the breathalyzer test
again!"
2006-06-27 08:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa F 5 · 17⤊ 4⤋
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:Who gives a cluck!
PS: You are so ugly I'll slap you silly!
2006-06-28 10:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why is there a song named after it?
2006-06-27 15:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Steve B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...you're right..then I could have ALLLL then women at the old folks home drooling...
2006-06-27 15:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by TheTruthHurts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock whos there?no nowho?noone
2006-06-27 15:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your name makes me laugh. no insult intended
2006-06-27 15:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by ronzohooter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fat mama jokes?
2006-06-28 12:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋