If you could tell one joke to the save the world from an alien invasion, what would it be?

Question

To all you grammer critics:
From Gary Claassen in the USA: “Why can we not say funner and funnest? There are other one-syllable adjectives we can add -er and -est to, such as close ...
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Answer 1

There was a Rabbi who was shipwrecked on an island. He knew that there was no way he could get off so he decided to make the best of it.

One day in his exploration of the island he came across an interesting tribe of people. They devised some kind of communication and he found out they called themselves Trids. He asked if he could join the tribe. The Trids said yes. So the Rabbi did everything that the Trids did.

One day about a month after the Rabbi joined the Trids, there was a loud trumpet sounding. The Trids all lined up and started walking up the hill. The Rabbi joined them thinking it was some religious ceremony. The Trids stopped on top of a cliff by the sea. They were in a straight line. The Rabbi followed. Then a giant came out of the woods and began to kick each Trid off the cliff. The giant passed the Rabbi and continued to kicked the Trids off the cliff. When the Giant was finished, the Rabbi went to the Giant and asked why he didn't get kicked off. The Giant replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

Answer 2

Ok a rabbi and a priest try to work out how much money they should give to God the priest says ok I will throw this money and what ever lands in the circle i made on the ground is God's. The Rabbi said look I have a better Idea le't throw the money up and whatever falls down is Gods, well as you see there is nothing here so it's up there you may want to go look for it.

Answer 3

It would be the one about the fish and the fly because it takes so long to tell.

Answer 4

the aristocrats.... you'll like the movie. check it out cuz i can't tell that joke on here or yahoo will never let me answer another question.

Answer 5

there is a mexican and an african in the back seat of a car, who's driving it? The police..LOL!!!

Answer 6

okay-
(put hand on a friends head and start moving it up and down) then u say "wat is it?" then of corse the person doesnt know, so then u say "its a brain sucker." then u ask "wat is it doing?" then the person hopefully says "messaging my head. " then u say, "no, its starving".

PS u keep doing the up and down thingy 4 the whole joke.

Answer 7

We won't hurt you, we are a peacful race.(It will make them laugh so hard they'll explode!!)

Answer 8

A short one like...
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Pretentious?

Moi?

Answer 9

DESTROY ALL ALIENS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!