should I pay him or should run him over with my car?
2006-06-27 07:17:46 · 13 answers · asked by Ms Fortune 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
oh yoga... at least my questions don't ask about porn movie titles...next time you have a thought..just let it die of loneliness..
2006-06-27 07:25:52 · update #1
Calvin, you are so right!!! thanks for stopping by and commenting!
2006-06-27 07:43:13 · update #2
boy you got ripped off. he should have installed some high quality speakers. .. i think this is funny no matter WHO said it. people are simple minded. they cannot understand when we ask stuff just for fun. phew. glad i dont live in those households. can you imagine living with mr and mrs serious LOL .. lighten up folks. its all in fun..!!!.. thanks for the laugh..
2006-06-27 07:39:37 · answer #1 · answered by Calvin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, someone broke into my car and installed an 8-track player. Talk about a real bummer, I had just got rid of my collection last week, actually paid someone to take them. I know this doesn't really answer your question, but hey since we are on this Steven Wright thing, I thought "What the heck!!!"
Keep 'em comin' girl. I would miss it greatly if you didn't provide a slightly askew look to this whole freakshow.
2006-06-27 17:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by KenlKoff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey he did you a service,
the louder horn is to warn people that you can't stop so that they can get out of the way as you barrel towards your death.
I'd pay him,
run him over (you should honk and wave before hitting him.),
and then take the money back from his dead corpse for being a dumba**.
2006-06-27 14:21:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly I wouldn't pay him because he didn't fix your brakes on your car. I wouldn't pay anyone that would put my life or anyone else's life in danger and it was wrong of him to do that. You need to tell him if he wants to get paid then he needs to fix your brakes first or you won't be paying him at all.
2006-06-27 14:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by tabatha16us 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
This is funny.
I say you don't pay him but you don't run him over either.
True, he didn't fix the problem but he did the next best thing by helping everyone get out of your way!
2006-06-27 14:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by e_r_c_15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say: Calvin for President! Great answer; too many people here take this Y!A stuff WAY too seriously.
2006-06-27 15:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by lowonbrain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO You are in rare form today Best question LOL
Run over him!
2006-06-27 14:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, Steven Wright, for that trip down memory lane.
Do you have any original material?
2006-06-27 14:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by yogabbagabba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think you should pay him until he completes the job, he has to add lights for the hearing impaired......... thats the only solution I can think of!
2006-06-28 11:06:40 · answer #9 · answered by KatGotHerTongue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you are allowed to run him over, but only if you honk at him first
2006-06-27 16:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋