Please make it appropriate for all ages too.
2006-06-27 06:29:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
thx and im a blond too
2006-06-27 06:35:55 · update #1
One day, three different women, a brunette, red head, and a blonde get lost in a forest. After they wonder in the forest for a few hours, a serial killer spots them and starts chasing them through the woods. Eventually, the women wander upon an abandoned animal farm and hide away in it. When the serial killer finally reaches the barn, he scans the barn looking for the women. When he comes across a group of ducks, where the brunette is hidden, she says, "Quack, Quack!" So the serial killer continues. Next, when he comes across a group of cows, where the red-head is hidden, the red-head says, "Moo, Moo!" So the serial killer keeps on going. Finally, when he scans a barrel full of potatoes, which the blonde is hiding behind, the blonde says, "Potatoooo!"
2006-06-27 06:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by Zeron 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
How do you know when a blonde has been on a computer?
There is white out all over the screen
How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her a bad of m&m's and tell her to alphabetize them.
2006-06-27 13:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde went to he market and she got into the car and she called onstar and a guy answered and she was complaining about her keys on the outside door and was wonduring how she could get them and the man was giving her the insructins and when she open the door a sound come on ( it is the sound of when you open the door while the keys are still in) and it made that sound and she found that her keys where in the ignition and when he hangs up instead of it saying "onstar always on " it said "onstar always on always blonde"
2006-06-27 13:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond sees a brunette standing on the railroad tracks looking up at the sky and saying, "Fifty-one...fifty-one..." Thinking it will make her look smart, she gets on the railroad tracks and starts doing the same thing. When a train comes, the brunette steps off the tracks, but the blond gets run over. After the train passes, the brunette gets back on the railroad tracks, looks up at the sky, and says, "Fifty-two...fifty-two..."
2006-06-27 13:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by bardic_rose_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a blonde on the roof?
Tell her drinks are on the house.
2006-06-27 13:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mande 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call 36 blondes in a freezer?
frosted flakes
2006-06-27 13:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by shadowpaws2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walk into a bar
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You'd think one would have ducked.
2006-06-27 13:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by dreamwalker337 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope but i am a blonde and i like it lol
have a great day
2006-06-27 13:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by buck_wonderz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah there just dumb lol
2006-06-27 13:33:46 · answer #9 · answered by kandi girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋