2006-06-27 06:17:30 · 10 answers · asked by amir 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
George Bush.
2006-06-27 06:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS JOKE ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP! I KNOW ITS LONG, BUT BELIEVE ME ITS WORTH EVERY MINUTE
When Men Don't Listen
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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. A female flight attendant, aware of the traveler's predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he noticed that next to the toilet paper rolls, there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. His curiosity got the best of him and he disregarded what she said. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!" So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature warm air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Ahh," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!" So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable powder puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great!" he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies' room of the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the ATR button. Sir, that was the Automatic Tampon Remover, your penis is under your pillow!"
2006-06-27 06:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by pdanielleh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!," what does this mean?
A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
There's something to be said for the old days. Hope you enjoyed this bit of spontaneous humor.
2006-06-27 06:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The white horse fell in the mud.
2006-06-27 06:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Superman not stop the terrorists from taking out the twin towers????
Because he was paralyzed from the waist down....duh.
2006-06-27 06:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by lundstroms2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so black she went to night skool and got counted append
got that off the show YO MAMA
2006-06-27 06:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♥kimberly luvs you♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty joke.......pig fell in a mud puddle.
bird orders a drink, bartender says that will be $4, bird says put it on my bill.
take my wife, please
2006-06-27 06:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat when she jump fo joy .. SHe get stuck
2006-06-27 06:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by RaMsIn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at "Answerman"......and you wonder what's wrong with this country !
2006-07-04 01:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by babo02350 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your freind is so black he put shadows on charcoal.
2006-06-27 06:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by mike67333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋